Hoops McCann

Ratz Rule Boyz Drool

[helmet girl @sbodrojan]

What if the kid dies in the middle like Sirat

[Ween Song of the Day🌈 @weensongoftoday]

05/16/2026 - Sing Like Michael McDonald, the Guy From the Doobie Brothers

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Drake (texting): What's yo favorite Crayola color

Millie Bobby Brown: Wild Watermelon

Drake: Damn they just letting anything be a crayon these days huh. Hahaaa. Hard for a guy like me to keep up

[Burger @stinking_man]

Not a lot of people know this but MJ Lenderman runs Asheville like hes King Von

[꩜ @graduatinglife]

That second avalanches record has David Berman and Father John Misty on the same track and nobody ever talks about how crazy that is

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

wish my granpa was alive so i could tell him im stuck on ironclad ascension 19 on slay the spire. i would also lie to him and say all the italians in the world turned into a big mist and floated away a few weeks so i could see that big ass grandpa smile one last time

[Amber Flannery Field tour guide @AmericasComic]

Are you there God? It's me. Margaret - your cousin, Margaret BERRY. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to THIS!

[dopce @chromesandwich]

Beautiful woman: Would you like dessert?
Don Draper: are you on the menu?
Old man in a loincloth wielding a staff: Don, you must cease your womanizing ways

[philip matarese @philorphilip]

‘A Christmas Story’ is a nonlinear experience. You look at the screen and its pole, bully, lamp, Santa. I have no idea how it ends. I think the boy dies.

[Heidi (comms closed) @heytherenrds]

homer of a lonely bart

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

white boy RUINS social gathering with less than stellar danny brown impression

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Blew $20 on the touchtunes to put the boomers on mj lenderman

[Walter Kirn @walterkirn]

Soon to be disappeared

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

(mj lenderman wristwatch)
cause i got a corncob pipe and a button nose and two eyes made of coal

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

RIP DCB

[luvs @LUVAE0]

i don’t think life begins at conception but i would sell liquor to any baby

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

.@Wednesday_Band_'s new song is about their pedal steel player throwing up in a Death Grips moshpit
https://t.co/305C6fDDNN