Commissioner Caden

That’s right… it’s your daddy. Here to monitor the league and keep being Adam Silver’s lil $lut #ASSLeague

[Commissioner Caden @DaddyCommish]

@LouisvilleRoses That could be the coldest clip I’ve ever seen

[Commissioner Caden @DaddyCommish]

@GC_Rogues #ChopWood #CarryWater? What’s it mean???

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

@ummmgooner @EvanFourmizz On behalf of the vertical skateboarding community, it is a verified 540.

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Julius Randle last 5 games:

41 PTS | 11 REB
29 PTS | 18 REB
35 PTS | 8 REB
29 PTS | 12 REB
30 PTS | 13 REB

0-5 in that stretch.

[Commissioner Caden @DaddyCommish]

@malibu_mommy In the year 2028, unless they win 3 chips then it’s waived

[Commissioner Caden @DaddyCommish]

The Shire Hobbits executing a perfect fleece will be reprimanded and rewarded for this action.

The Hobbits have lost their 2028 9th round pick and will receive a DHgate jersey of Josh Giddey by the year 2030.

Brb gonna go kiss some bitches

[Commissioner Caden @DaddyCommish]

@MONSTATREZZ 1 point, 1 rebound in 5 minutes. U fr did need the work

[Commissioner Caden @DaddyCommish]

This is what I like @SacramentoKings

[Commissioner Caden @DaddyCommish]

Feelin horny for this league to start, might fuck around and move the draft date😏 who’s gonna stop me?

[Commissioner Caden @DaddyCommish]

@SesameHoops @VegasVenom_ @AnacortesOrcas Fined @SesameHoops

[Commissioner Caden @DaddyCommish]

The A.S.S. League draft is a little over 81 days away…This years draft will be Kicked off with @ButtersBallTeam and will be finished off by the @VegasVenom_ . Who will be the first selection? Find out on ESPN Ocho #ASS