CJ.

We all have a book in us.

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@MayorofLondon Nice to see you rocking the Gollum look at the moment. It’s very becoming.

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@narindertweets Oh Narinder how transparent you are, Pet. Whatever your personal feelings may be towards Miss Blue and we all have them, you’re the one who’s chosen to share this. I wonder if you’re slightly jealous of the attention she’s getting. Albeit for all the wrong reasons.

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@BenObeseJecty I imagine the lack of after service support and care trying to reintegrate into society isn’t a great selling point. We need to stop using and abusing our servicemen and women. They’re an asset to this country.

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@narindertweets I mean, they could all apply to go on a reality show and then be a gobshite for the rest of their lives. Everyone starts somewhere, Narinder.

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@Thebestfigen Rita!!!

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@dom_lucre “Turning” surely he was turned and then she had him by the balls.

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@piersmorgan @tanita_tikaram Of course he wasn’t. That would’ve put you in an awkward predicament. He was there to try and win hearts and minds. Unfortunately for him he tripped over his own shoelaces trying to be clever and “enlightened”. A real wolf in sheep’s clothing,

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@everymovieplug Gladiator.

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@premierleague @ManCity You know you’re getting old when you used to have the 3 pundits in your Fantasy Football team.

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@BBCMOTD You know you’re getting old when you used to have the 3 pundits in your Fantasy Football team.

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@lady_valor_07 Cougar.

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@rickygervais @CosmicSkeptic Giraffe’s fart.

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@rickygervais @adamboultonTABB What a Dik Dik.

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@YourAnonOne Being convinced by a corrupt, self serving government that they have your best interests at heart.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Could illegal psychedelic drugs treat mental health problems? That's the hope of doctors planning a clinical trial of MDMA. @SkyNewsThomas reports.

https://t.co/xFwEuvGE9w

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@SkyNews @SkyNewsThomas Finally they’re catching on to what most people have known for years but because it’s illegal it comes with stigma and judgement. We’re miles behind a lot of the world with our drug laws.

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@YappAppLtd Strange that they don’t have her phone, considering her age.

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@GMB @susannareid100 The only thing she’s opening up are her legs for views. You media whores will do anything to stay relevant.

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@LozzaFox Cunt.

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@BGatesIsaPyscho Transmission Camp.