Me dijo "desnudate" y yo le mostré este video del cucho Hernández peleando por el balón en el momento más tenso del partido. Me puse a llorar y ella se burló. Quería ver la desnudez de mi cuerpo; yo, tonto, le mostré la desnudez de mi alma.
The dynamic between Henry, Zlatan, and Alexi Lalas is a WILD watch.
Lalas spews awful analysis (always has) but delivers it with the confidence of a great, without the acumen
Zlatan is in a world of his own confidence-wise and Henry clearly has no respect for either of the other’s opinions.
No chemistry, tons of ego, 10/10
As Scotland took the pitch, I asked one of my new friends at Biddie Early’s if they sing God Save The King or Flower of Scotland.
“Flower of Scotland,” he said as he put his arm around me. “Lizzie’s in a box.”
Sean Hannity calls giving $100k to each Greenlander a 'no brainer' but if you want to give free school lunches to kids in America Hannity will call you a radical left socialist intent on destroying America.
When a Mexican is born they get sorted Harry Potter style into the fan bases of the Steelers, Raiders, 49ers, or Cowboys regardless of their geographical location