Sam Dao

UD ‘21

[sel @avenoirn]

This is batshit crazy 😭😭😭

[kenni ✨ @NekieNek__]

Y’ALL! 😭

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

the one who was the last survivor of genocide of his people

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

dude dressed up as a bear to scare his coworkers 😭

[DJ Akademiks @Akademiks]

In Houston rich dudes are having “bottle wars” meaning they buy expensive liquor and instead of drinking it pour it out to flex on other dudes in the club.

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

Textbook definition of scaring the hoes

[Youngwiz @younwimMn]

When rock lee dropped his weights during the chunin exams

[Drew $aint @DrewNextD00R]

I been smoking weed 5+ years and a gram can still get me high. That tobacco be boosting y’all tolerance you not craving weed you rolling your weed in cigs so you have a nicotine addiction

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

My dad asking the important questions

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

terracotta is a beautiful word… they snapped when they made that one tbh

[gigi @420insidejob]

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

[Emilia @emiliacosplay]

no man has all 3:
-good at video games
-mentally stable
-employed

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

parents be like “we know everything about you” and it’s just facts from when you were 8

[xYammyNegus 🀄️ @Tribe_delontae]

Soulja Boy is a marketing genius regardless of how you feel.

[Ashley 🕸 @ssashleyy]

OH MY GOD WHO FUCKING CARES JESUS