I have to wear hearing aids but it’s cool because they’re hooked to my phone through Bluetooth and I can talk through them and listen to music in the background all the time. I can even leave my phone in another room and listen remotely. I feel like this dude.
Saw the Mandalorian and Grogu. I don’t care what the haters say, it was a great Star Wars film. Neat to see the Hutts in their natural environment. Loved the little mechanic guys. Definitely recommend. #mando
Recently discovered The Sims 4. Started playing and made my first Sim with my traits. It took lots of naps and played tons of video games and got fat and died early. This is not helping my late middle age anxiety.
Driving down the highway and I see this lifted truck with “truck nutz” hanging off the hitch and “Panty Dropper” airbrushed on the tailgate. I have a feeling the driver’s nuts are small and the wording on his tailgate reflects his hopes. Seriously can’t make this shit up.
My eight year old just asked me who’s gonna get all my cool stuff when I die. I don’t know whether to be flattered because he thinks my stuff is cool, or to feel old and depressed.