DaddyDean&Dax

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“Daddy I got Dax’s back” -Dean during their morning rolls.

He’s actually getting his hooks in 😂

#BJJ #BJJDad #StartEmYoung

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Mommy: Dean what are you made of?
Dean: I’m made out of a lot of love and a little bit of crazy.
Mommy: who do you get that from?
Dean: mommy gives me all the love daddy gives me the crazy.

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Dad: Aww thanks for the hug Dean.
Dean: I’m not I’m choking you!
#RearNaked

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Dean picking up a package of hello panda*

“Mom, can I have kung fu panda”

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*Dean & Dax Inspecting their Cousins’ Ginger Bread House*

Dax: Let’s eat it!
Dean: Yeah! It’s a Ninja-bread House!

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Dad: who is peeling the stickers of my (Rubik’s) cube? Dax was it you?
Dean: no it was me cuz the stickers on the wrong side

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“Mommy, I love you, you’re the best mom ever happy birthday!”- Dean
“I love and miss you. you are the best mom I ever had in my life”- Dax

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Dax: Dean let’s go home
Dean: I don’t know how to drive yet Dax

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After watching Kung Fu Panda*
Dean: Look mommy I’m a master.
Mom: nice! Which master do you wanna be like? Po? Shifu? Tigress? Monkey?
Dean: No I wanna be like Daddy. He teaches me how to fight. 🥹

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Poppa: We will not be able to go to your party, but will send you a gift.
Dean: why?
Poppa: we need to work
Dean: Poppa, we have work area for you.

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Dean: “Daddy you’re not here to fix stuff you’re in the jungle so I’m helping mommy because I’m a fixer but you’re not here so I’m the fixer to help mommy and protect Dax”

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Daddy walks out the door*
Dean: “Dad, you see a bad guy behind you, you kill them, so you come home ok ?”

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Mom: “Daddy had to go to work again. We won’t see him for a few days”
Dean: “Daddy you take care of yourself ok?” 🥲
Dad: “you take care of mommy and Dax for me ok?”

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Dad: Ok we’re leaving for class now
Dean: Don’t lose
Dad: Don’t lose what?
Dean: Don’t lose the fight, daddy

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Dean: They not like us
Dax: They not like us
Mom: Yeah they not like us
Dean: They don’t look like us
Mom: *laughs* Yeah don’t look like us either
Dean: They not nice like us

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Lyndon: yeah my name is Dean too!
Dean: No you don’t look like me and you’re not handsome like me

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DAX: Daddy, boys have nipples.
DEAN: Boys have penis and nipples. Girls have boobs and butt.

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“we’re gonna watch finding Nemo”-Mom

“finding ninang?” -Dax
#shitmykidsays #filipino

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Dean: Daddy when you go away I’ll be sad. But I don’t want anyone to kill you cuz I’d lose you. I love you and I want to protect you so I could keep you.

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Mommy: We can play more in the splash pad tomorrow. pinkie promise
Dean: Pinkie Huggie

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Dean: can I bring the rock home?
Mom: I’ll think about it
Dean: so yes?
Mom: I said I’ll think about it
Dean: think about saying yes