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Raising daughters and hey, what's that?

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Just found an Easter egg. That bunny sure hid them well. #stillgood

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Happy BBQ-tie-golf day!

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Elsa dolls: 2
Anna dolls: 0

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Where exactly does one find a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole?

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Only 364 days until I get to sleep in again.

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Happy yesterday!

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Despite what the song says allergies are not awesome.

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Lately I've been too busy to twee

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After you've found all the Easter eggs, you find the dust bunnies.

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Do you wanna build a snowman?

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Looks like that long promo for Frozen has finally thawed.

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For the hundredth time in forever we're listening to the Frozen soundtrack.

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Who doesn't want to build a snowman?

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Spoiler alert: Alice the camel is a horse.

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"Do you wanna build a snowman?" is this generation's "Who you gonna call?"

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Hey @Todaysparent, you'll never guess where I'm tweeting from. #BathroomRoutines

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Just complimented my daughter by telling her she's bright. Her response, "Daddy, you're dark."

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Tis the season to be drunk in the afternoon.

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It's beginning to look a lot like... Oh, wait that was yesterday.

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December 25th is in fact the longest day of the year.