chris

29 - hiking - veteran - tired

[chris @DaddyDumbBitch]

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[chris @DaddyDumbBitch]

A friend told me that the army broke me and that I am going to be stuck trying to “CTRL+ALT+DEL - End Session” myself and they aren’t going to get the old me back.

Someone really wants to be on tape #13 lol

[chris @DaddyDumbBitch]

Still alive

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

I have SO many questions for her sister because wtf....

[chris @DaddyDumbBitch]

Lolol this mfer called me his sugar daddy to his friends. Welp another added to the blocked list. :)

[chris @DaddyDumbBitch]

me after being mad at ____ for one day: I miss you

👻 : I want you

[chris @DaddyDumbBitch]

*Invites friends over*
Them: “oh your house is normal”

[chris @DaddyDumbBitch]

When is bro gonna stop dabbing me up and kiss the homie goodnight instead 😞

[chris @DaddyDumbBitch]

*Meets a same aged 5’6 Hispanic, funny, attentive, caring man with major red flags*

Me : “I can fix him.”

[chris @DaddyDumbBitch]

@dafuqtito_ I’m trying king, it’s been so long since I touched my dusty ass twitter tho😔

[chris @DaddyDumbBitch]

We eating good this summer 😋

[chris @DaddyDumbBitch]

@zeezylove @FITZLASSO Jesus Christ I just laughed so fucking loud

[chris @DaddyDumbBitch]

@shondarhimes is this election year a new season of scandal? Hollis Doyle just keeps coming back 🥲

[✮ divino ✮ @divinoguache]

you can tell when a gay guy gets a bf bc they stop being annoying on the tl

[chris @DaddyDumbBitch]

✨PK FIRE✨

[chris @DaddyDumbBitch]

Without downloading any new videos what’s it like dating you ?

[Chris E. Teigen @ChrisETeigen]

Without downloading any new videos what’s it like dating you

[chris @DaddyDumbBitch]

@Alpharad I’d give my life savings to suck the sweat out of your hair after the gym

[DUUDE @xduude]

Shirtless smiles @ TheShowers🚿😊

[SUGAR DAY🎊🩷 @photonrocks]

makkari was tearing his ass UP

[El Jibbity, but Bluesky 🦋🌈 @GreatGABEsy]

The world was GAGGED