@UniNewsToday@theheroXvillian@wallin_ballin Hey Tom. I appreciate you simping for Disney, I really do. I’ll toss you some more media invites any day. However, no matter how much you try I’m still married to Willow and she’s the only one that gets to suck my dick.
@ClckbaitCorless @Casi0Rapman Don’t forget Bell Biv DeVoe’s Poison! Epcot is just like a dangerous, unfaithful woman. Me and my crew used to do her. That’s good theming 🤌
Bob: Hey Siri, reply to @ClckbaitCorless
Siri: Go ahead Bob
Bob: No problem at all Tom! We’re happy to allow you to make merchandise celebrating our beloved Disney Parks characters! After all, you’ve shown how much you love and care for them thru your not at all annoying campaigns and rants. It’s so sweet how you included your LLC on the packaging
(…Bill, did you see this moron put his LLC on here. Make sure to include that as an exhibit in the lawsuit….)
We’re so happy to have you as a valued Disney partner and wish you so much success! I hope to stop by the (…self proclaimed…) Fifth Gate in Celebration someday soon! We definitely couldn’t make such a fine exhibition of old merchandise and stuff that we discarded. Eh hmm…
Anyways, carry on Tom! Have a magical day!… Siri can you read that back to me?
Siri: Tweet sent.
Bob: What? Dammit! Did it include what I told Bill from Legal? Shit, someone get me one of those engineers from Apple over here. Apple Intelligence my ass.