Alex

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[Alex @DaddyIssuesAlex]

Always at work or the gym

[Vlad @VladTheInflator]

Oh you don't think another country should influence your votes?

[thatmftalldude @talltwuniskboy]

Dad at it again (nail polish was for Halloween, i like it tho)

[bleet @lilbleetbitchh]

this girl said I fcked everybody everybody did i fck yall?

[Rodger @ClearpillReborn]

The reason every restaurant is "Sysco slop" is because running a restaurant with good ingredients that makes a profit isn't a viable business model in the United States.

[Jake 🦩 @Jakeli_47]

whoever designed dicks to shoot cum like a fucking bullet really ate with that

[Mavoj @maeveoj]

Me coming to twitter to report everything in my life to no one who cares

[zay @freezaysworstt]

dont get in my car looking both ways nigga i got dis

[possiblykimrichards @psblykimrichrds]

Couple I was just hooking up with told each other I love you while inside of me

[َ @spiderlnd]

do not put me in charge in any situation cus i'll start running that shit like the navy and everybody will wanna die

[kaya🦄 @snipkaya]

Girl ok

[shaya @yvesbby0]

no one ever talks about how hard it is as a teacher to ignore when your student gets a fuckass haircut

[user @user0000O0]

me keeping myself busy so i don’t think about killing myself

[ivy♣️ @Ivy2jkuv]

Imagine coming home from a 12 hour shift and your man is fat…

[bunpup 🐰🐾 @bunipuppi]

“watch ur mouth”
im watching it and its going straight for ur dick

[Böoooob Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

Dentists are always mad you don't have an extra $3600 just laying around

[𝓝. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

now that we bullied Walmart into accepting Apple Pay, our next mission is getting them back to 24hrs

[Rico 🔪 @ricosrevenge]

I’m at the club fartin everyone keeps lookin at the fat nigga

[V @gvthicpaws]

you ever see a guy so stupid you wanna fuck him

[Ron “Hog” Cranker @WelfareWarrior2]

Gf posted me on her close friends story