Alex

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[Alex @DaddyIssuesAlex]

Always at work or the gym

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.

[hunter @3gpmh]

idgaf if we met an hour ago put me first

[East Village Guy @eastvillageguy]

Your grandfather that fought in WWII seeing you refer to your email job as “the trenches”

[6’2” gas station boner pill 💊 @fourlokokingg]

first peak post-surgery HAPPY PRIDE ^_^

[miia @miiagarro]

a man just called me evil, i needed that. thought
i was losing my spark for a minute

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

This lady in Walmart just told her daughter "you campaigning for a real good ass whooping and you about to win the election"

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Having an unemployed friend to text during work is so important. They’re like the window in your prison cell.

[hani @crucifynisis]

ragebaiting and bantering is a form of bonding

[ryan🧞‍♂️ @ryanraff03]

going to a gay club and thinking the music will be good

[��� mizery 𐕣 @mizery_exe]

Her fault btw

[hani @crucifynisis]

double texting? i send 10 texts at once

[addy ❦ @dopestgiirl]

how do i shoplift online omg plz

[taoki @justalexoki]

can't believe i spent my whole life becoming Good At Computer only for Computer to become Better At Computer

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

My toxic boss is workbombing me