I danced for Lance Armstrong last night. Not only did his friend pay his way but he also complained about tipping the waitress and then seemed genuinely surprised when I wouldn't let him eat me out during a 15 minute (150 dollar) dance. Celebrities are gross.
@terranova0729 Sorry to hear you’re in a rough spot. Pinky swear you aren’t the only one, even when it seems that way. Also many if not most of the couples we see are not happy or fulfilled.
BREAKING: Donald Trump's personal library was destroyed in the FBI raid of Mar-a-Lago.
Both books are sadly beyond repair, and he hadn't even finished coloring one in yet.