DaddySnark

wtf are you lookin at?

[DaddySnark @DaddySnarkDoDo]

@elonmusk You know a little something about how to greatly amplify economic hardship. How’s the outlook for Twitter’s profitability?

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

Crazy how gas prices went down immediately after the election. It's almost as if oil companies were trying to sabotage Biden and the Democrats in the midterms.

[DaddySnark @DaddySnarkDoDo]

@GOPLeader I’m sure she’ll be sad to miss all of your idiotic investigations. But then again, you probably won’t even last long enough as speaker to keep your promise.

[DaddySnark @DaddySnarkDoDo]

@elonmusk The Twitter app is buggy as sh1t now. Tweet threads loading upside-down or sometimes not at all. Feels like the whole platform could crash hard at any moment. But hey…I guess it’s cool you decided to enable more insurrections. 🤨

[DaddySnark @DaddySnarkDoDo]

@elonmusk So basically you bought Twitter so you could pretend to be Mark Zuckerberg. Got it. Did you understand a single word anyone said in the meeting? Lol

[DaddySnark @DaddySnarkDoDo]

@elonmusk Please do. He works wonders for Democratic turnout in elections.

[DaddySnark @DaddySnarkDoDo]

@RickyHowcroft @MattBinder There is no “woke bubble”. Believe me…we all hear every single insane thing you and your fellow cultists are saying. The left you think you know is a twisted caricature of reality, carefully crafted by right-wing media.

[DaddySnark @DaddySnarkDoDo]

@cspan Garland saying “oh well…my hands are tied”

Garland thinking ‘thank god I won’t have to make THAT decision now’

[DaddySnark @DaddySnarkDoDo]

@elonmusk Also… be a deluded megalomaniac

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

These Hunter Biden Laptop investigations are going to really bring down inflation and gas prices.

[DaddySnark @DaddySnarkDoDo]

@SpeakerPelosi @HouseDemocrats This statement feels like “well…I guess we’re done”. I hope you’re not planning to squander the lame duck session. The debt ceiling is a gun pointed right at the head of the world economy. And Repugs have promised to pull the trigger. Don’t leave them any hostages to take.

[DaddySnark @DaddySnarkDoDo]

@JRubinBlogger In 2018 Dems took the house but failed in the senate, governors, and state houses. The next two years we kicked ourselves for not doing better. Let the Repugs delude themselves, Biden will still execute his agenda via executive action, and Schumer will confirm judges.

[DaddySnark @DaddySnarkDoDo]

@richcoastrican Easy.

Castaway
The burbs
Money pit
Joe vs the volcano
Big
Captain Phillips
Polar express

[DaddySnark @DaddySnarkDoDo]

@elonmusk Same with Twitter’s meltdown. 😉👍

[DaddySnark @DaddySnarkDoDo]

@RonFilipkowski Cool context-less tweet 👍

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

So Republicans win the House and disband the January 6 committee? Just open up a new committee in the Senate. There, problem solved.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

That Donald Trump feels able to run for president *again* after everything, after *everything*, is a massive indictment of both the American political and legal systems, as well as much of the American media.

A massive, massive indictment.

[DaddySnark @DaddySnarkDoDo]

@elonmusk Awww. Why? The rollout went so well

[DaddySnark @DaddySnarkDoDo]

@lavern_spicer @elonmusk You should just assume you’ve been wrong about everything up to this point.

[DaddySnark @DaddySnarkDoDo]

@marcorubio Explanations you need:
-you had no policy solutions
-people are tired of your extremist bullsh1t
-you let a million people die of covid

Explanations you’ll accept:
-not enough conspiracy theories
-not enough fear mongering
-not enough voter suppression