Daddy's Issues

I'm a dad, i have issues

[Eric Williams @ericw712]

My son just held one of his Cheerios up above his head, looked up to the sky, said some gibberish, broke it in half, and ate a piece...

[Daddy's Issues @DaddysIssues]

My pediatrician's office needs 3 waiting rooms: "Well", "Sick" and "Patients who's parents let them terrorize the waiting room"

[Daddy's Issues @DaddysIssues]

#ThingsILikeToDo hide in the bathroom just to get away from my kids for a while

[Daddy's Issues @DaddysIssues]

Not many thing gross me out the way a baby eating a meat stick does... Sick

[Daddy's Issues @DaddysIssues]

6oz of milk goes in the baby, 10 gallons comes back out...

[Daddy's Issues @DaddysIssues]

You mean babies can cry for no reason at all?!? #wearedoomed

[Luke Shortridge @turboshortridge]

Session 2 of "father of a daughter-to-be" training: @benatdesk showing me how to play "dress-up" like a princess. I make tiaras look manly

[Luke Shortridge @turboshortridge]

I am trying to learn about raising a daughter. @AndyFortney has agreed to teach lesson 1: how to throw a proper tea party #daughterproblems

[Daddy's Issues @DaddysIssues]

Threw on a sweatshirt this morning, just realized it had baby puke on it... #dadproblems

[Luke Shortridge @turboshortridge]

I've been flexing on all the little baby boys in Cedarville. I want to make sure any potential "suitors" for my daughter know who's boss

[Luke Shortridge @turboshortridge]

I've started to stockpile weapons and extra ammo. Bad neighborhood? Staring a cult? Zombie apocalypse? No, I'm going to have a daughter...

[Eric Williams @ericw712]

What your shouting really says to your kids
http://t.co/NQZjNSKC

[Daddy's Issues @DaddysIssues]

If you're walking in the neighborhood, that crying sound you hear is just us trying to enforce "bedtime" #nothingtoseehere

[Daddy's Issues @DaddysIssues]

Sometimes I wish I could text my wife's brain when she's napping to see if she wants me to wake her up or not

[Daddy's Issues @DaddysIssues]

I have an extreme fear of being wrongly imprisoned, the fact that my wife loves watching "Lockdown" on NatGeo doesn't really help.

[Daddy's Issues @DaddysIssues]

The awkward moment when one of the names you're considering for your baby happens to be a tropical storm attacking the gulf right now #next

[Daddy's Issues @DaddysIssues]

Contemplating the long term affects of keeping my 8 month old on the bottle. Real food is too tough, smelly and gross

[Daddy's Issues @DaddysIssues]

Not 10 min after I get out of the shower my 8 month old throws up all over me. #dadprobz

[Daddy's Issues @DaddysIssues]

My kids will never know that I was ever athletic, I'll probably be to "old guy walking laps on the track" status by the time they're grown

[Daddy's Issues @DaddysIssues]

I read "One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish" for the first time to my son tonight. Sheesh that book sucks. #dadproblems