USFS spent all that time and money searching for the next ice princess to lead the US back to Olympic gold when all along what they needed was an alt girl with cool hair and piercings who can hang
Figure skating be like:
🧑⚖️: you popped a triple? hmm I see, and let see you’re a girl…THE GUILLOTINE
🧑⚖️: you fell on your butt trying a quad? hmmm but you are a man…THE KEYS TO THE KINGDOM AND PROBABLY A MEDAL
minerva and nikita have been skating together for less than three seasons. they have two world medals, two european medals, three grand prix final medals and an olympic medal. there is nobody doing it like them.