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@BBCNorthEast @BBCScotlandNews @Tyrone_M_Smith @JMHumber @BBCSportScot @BBCSportsound This is what resilience is all about. Judy wants to keep going to see how far she can get. Let’s send her to Thailand.....
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Procrastinating child "I don't know how to start this Tiger jigsaw puzzle". Dad "Put the Frosties back in the box and get ready for school"

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I went to the gym the other day, haven't been in a while and the guy asked me 'how flexible are you?' I replied I'm available on Tuesdays.

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Why is there always a granny knitting at the Commonwealth games water polo championships?