Dads And Sons

The real relationship between a dad and his boys. Moms and daughters wouldn't understand,

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My sons favorite position when passing gas

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I told my wife "you don't know what you got until it's gone" she replied "get lost for a month & let's see if it's true"

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My wife yelled at my son for wiping his boogers on his wall. I was pissed too. When will they learn! Ya do it under the furniture!

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Doing homework WITH my kids. My favorite TV show is starting...doing homework FOR my kids

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So glad my 9 year old is cranking out AC/DC on his iPad. If it was Justin Bieber I'd be looking for foster homes.

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My 9 year old just asked my wife how old she is. My wife replied 43. He said "Wow, that's a lot of wrinkles for 43"

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My wife hates when the boys pass gas...unless she does it in the car and can easily blame one of them.

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If my wife is my best friend how come she doesn't high five me (like my sons do) when I brag about a double flusher?

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Another son going through puberty. Here comes more long showers and me going broke over the hot water bill

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My sons are my best audience. I'll say something silly and their laughter lights up my soul.

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3 X-Boxes to keep my boys quiet. Barely works. No wonder my dad beat me. It was cheaper and much more effective. But I'll stick with my idea

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Suggesting to your wife that she stop feeding our sons pop tarts is not a good idea while your handing the kids Big Macs

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Bullying is wrong. You know what else is wrong? Kicking that little douchebag in his fat ass for messing with my kids. Actually that's right

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Sometimes When I overhear my sons say to my wife "don't tell dad" I'll laugh & let it slide. Plus, it's less crap to deal with!

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We can't bond by fishing in the winter, that's why "Walking Dead" was created. #funwithmysons

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My boys aren't crazy about religion school. But it teaches them about loving one another, if that's all they take from it, it's worth it.

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I constantly tell my sons "never answer back to their mother!!"
It's a process but they're slowing learning how agreeing means winning.

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Never cried when I was bullied, never cried when I watched tear jerkers with the wife but put on "cats in the cradle" and I'm a weeping mess

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I don't allow my sons to cuss but sometimes when they call an idiot a dickhead I pretend not to hear it.

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My wife told me I need to teach my 15 year old how to shave. He doesn't have facial hair? Oh no....I am not teaching him that!!