Dad’s Fun Facts

Facts told by my father. Many are false, most are outrageous.

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Dads brother weighs in, serial killers typically leave the bodies in tub of milk #UncleFacts

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The bowling alley by the mall offers more balls. #DadFact

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if you chuckle while skinning a cat you’re a mass murderer. #DadFact

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Dogs can roll their eyes. But only when they are on their backs. #DadFacts

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Beets help with erections #DadFacts

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FX is Fox minus the zero.

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You can’t swallow down the wrong pipe, you only have 1 pipe. #Fact

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Comet is the most famous reindeer of all. #Fact #Christmas

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Police horses are trained to knock people down with their heads and hold people down. #Fact

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Dave Thomas was the son of Colonel Sanders. Lee from Lee’s Famous Chicken was also his uncle. #DadFact

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Netflix makes you watch what they want you to watch. Hulu is better. #truefact

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More women are abducted from the Dayton Mall, but you don’t know because they pay to cover it up. #fact.

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Country Time made the first powdered apple cider. #fact