ObservationsOfYourAverageDad

Just your normal dad with 1 wife, 2 kids, 2 cats, and some anonymous snark for the world around him.

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Trying not to swear...

Me: aw son of a biscuit my laptop died.
Daughter: I LOVE biscuits!

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First world problem. I'm not 100% pleased with my car because the carbon ceramic brakes on my Aston Martin squeals.

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Seeing a "fit dad" and his two sons enter a Brazilian steak house behind me. Meats gonna be fresh.

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M*A*S*H is owned by Fox. Fox was bought out by Disney, so Klinger is officially a Disney Princess.

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Indian guy at TSA in front of me was grabbed for extra screening. Made the snappy comment under his breath oh random of the brown guy. And that's how he ended up in the special screening room...