MacDaeDae

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[MacDaeDae @DaeDae_Fam]

Misunderstood n from the hood. Low class n grimy ass. Uneducated n misbehavin. Comfortable in discomfort. All that glitters ain't gold and all that shine bright ain't a diamond…all that wrinkles ain't old…and as far as you see ain't the horizon…
keep on doin, not tryin…

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Tim Dillon: "These people have access to the best private chefs… The idea that they're talking about pizza, about jerky, that they're eating these things and it registers in an email… It's clearly a code."

[Tywin @Bir3xdFly]

One day I pray to see what yall see with Hideo Kojima games.. easily most overrated nigga in gaming

[MacDaeDae @DaeDae_Fam]

I must live in a different dimension because everyone is hating Muslims. Why do yall fall for the propaganda. Palestine clearly is the one being raided wtf

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

Everyday I wake up and want a drink or drugs

Some days I feel so disconnected, bored and empty and the thought of a beer or a little weed just to ground me, make me present is so justifiable in my mind....

But I know where that road leads. Just say no and endure.

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Pol Pot looks like Cambodian Elon Musk

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

iphone hack 💀: when you give someone your phone and you want them to stay just in that app, and to make sure they can’t go through your phone.

[Jasper @Jasp3r_0]

I really don’t think there is a better example than this

[MacDaeDae @DaeDae_Fam]

@zains005 @BetterCallAlba Humans want what they don’t have*

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

I was today year old when i realize if you pay your credit card 15 days before it's due and again 3 days prior your credit score increases almost twice as fast

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

A couple left for vacation and waved goodbye to their cat—only to check their security camera later and discover the cat had also waved goodbye back to them 💔

[Movies Scenes 🎫 @SceneinCinema]

This Leon scene felt so familiar because it mirrors a scene from The Lord of the Rings film series.

[MacDaeDae @DaeDae_Fam]

Fckin loved RE Requiem, best RE bc it combines all the previous mechanics and to sticks to its horror roots. Almost every evil resident in the game was truly unique and fun 2 approach. Although I do wish you guys have the concept arts for the singer and other zombies @RE_Games 🔥

[MacDaeDae @DaeDae_Fam]

@yogirlcandy1 No

[MacDaeDae @DaeDae_Fam]

@TheImmortal007 @BGatesIsaPyscho I knew a chick who was a swallower. She also nested in the subway some nights 💀

[MacDaeDae @DaeDae_Fam]

You always see the username “dig bick” or “tig ol bitties” but theres never “vight tagina” or “pight tussy” wheres the equality in that ????

[MacDaeDae @DaeDae_Fam]

Damn Grok went off 🤣

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@BasedTorba @grok Grok is telling the truth

"Shut it down"

[MacDaeDae @DaeDae_Fam]

@djcre8or @Tesla_AI Chilll bro, dont mention Pizza OR Hot Dogs right now lol

[Chinatown 赌徒 🤍 @chinatownmule]

WW3
Ye

[𝑨 𝑵 𝑻 𝑶 𝑰 𝑵 𝑬 @majormisran]

The most controversial song ever is out now

HEIL HITLER (HH) - YE (KANYE WEST)

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