Daeg

My literacy parrot Louie reads Twitter to me. My responses are typed by Bobo the helper chimpanzee. possibly sarcastic.

[Rocket’s Bitch @Cheezydork74]

Ahhhh, good times

[Daeg @Daeg420]

@nicksortor @allie__voss Has Zelinsky considered wearing a dogefather t-shirt and dark maga hat? Worked for Elon when he wanted billions of dollars...

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

[Daeg @Daeg420]

@elonmusk How is this different from a shadowban? Wasn't X supposed to keep people from being shadowbanned not shadowbanning them?

[Daeg @Daeg420]

@DocAtCDI $18.55

[Daeg @Daeg420]

@DocAtCDI

[Daeg @Daeg420]

@DarkMSolvent B. N. In-dic-tit-ed

[Daeg @Daeg420]

@Culture_Crit It skipped a step or two first the millionaire sells the art to one of his friends for around 20 million, that rich person then sells it to a second rich person for around 20 million that person then sells it back to the original rich person for around 20 million.

[Daeg @Daeg420]

@BettyBowers I must disagree due to the case of Mr Smith Vs Washington where the filibuster was introduced as a means of winning a court case.

[Daeg @Daeg420]

@POTUS What did you trade for it?

[Kareem Carr, Ph.D. @kareem_carr]

Wish you knew more about Statistics and Data Science?

Here are my TEN best book recommendations for learners at every level.

[Daeg @Daeg420]

@TheTweetOfRhea Upon inspection, yes.

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[Daeg @Daeg420]

@epicdndmemes Str Intimidation checks are okay... but a Constitution Intimidation check is where things get really fun.

[Daeg @Daeg420]

@epicdndmemes Oh I remember this, it was called 4e and everyone hated it...

[Tycho Brahe @TychoBrahe]

Aside from the payload of tender feelings this is also a way of tricking young people into knowing the parts of a sword

[TG ☕️ @TG22110]

🎯🎯🎯

[Daeg @Daeg420]

@MemesDnd It hasn't come up yet but I keep my spells In a fireproof/waterproof/acid proof book... and made a backup for my backups backup.

[☀️ Jon Schwarz ☀️ @schwarz]

Three months ago today

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

What has four letters...

Sometimes has nine...

Seldom has six

Occasionally has twelve

And never has five.