Local Drunk Financial Advisor

[Larry Legend @larryislegend]

I’m so glad I’m not a woman cuz I ain’t never thought to myself “I’m buying all the guys first class tickets” lol

[Local Drunk Financial Advisor @Daeh3690]

Exactly!! This argument so dumb they acting like she in the last seat of the plane. Both of them rich they both still flying like the rich don’t worry

[Dahra Johnson @dahraj86]

@FatWolf88 If a flight has both First and Business, they’re not talking about a domestic flight. They’re speaking about Emirates, Air France, Singapore Airlines, etc, where First can easily be $15K–$20K & Business is around $5K. I promise her friend is doing just fine flying in a $5K seat

[Local Drunk Financial Advisor @Daeh3690]

She really got the same problem Dababy had. She can rap but only got one flow so all (a vast majority) of her songs sound like the last one.

[Hip Hop All Day @HipHopAllDay]

MEGAN THEE STALLION 🚨

TINA FREESTYLE
OUT NOW.

[Local Drunk Financial Advisor @Daeh3690]

A water and leave the $20 as a tip for wasting they time

[Chef 👩🏻‍🍳 @chefsevenn]

I’m at Ruth’s Chris Steak House with $20.
What should I get?

[Local Drunk Financial Advisor @Daeh3690]

@KevOnStage Cut it out 🤣🤣 Basil (Hermes) Hayden not even strong enough for the faces you givin

[Jordo @veryADVANCED]

for all of the kangaroo tail/ox tail conspiracy theorists, yall do know that ox tail is just cow tail right? so in what world does it benefit anyone to import kangaroo tail from halfway around the world to replace a completely abundant resource we already have?

[Local Drunk Financial Advisor @Daeh3690]

Bathroom air all in the liqour 🫩😷

[final girl 𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 @SicilianlnHeels]

Alcohol will never be this important to me.

[🏴‍☠️ Geraldo 🏴‍☠️ @LowendAssJerry]

Why he ain’t put no fish tank inna center console like he did everybody else

[Local Drunk Financial Advisor @Daeh3690]

Could’ve just said Atlanta

[I’m named after El Debarge @okabdidbd]

Way too accurate

[Local Drunk Financial Advisor @Daeh3690]

Ain’t even no blue check you meant this shit??? This blasphemy !

[Local Drunk Financial Advisor @Daeh3690]

Probate court, be declared next of kin take death cert and your probate docs to the back they will empty it out as a cashiers check takes anywhere between 1-1.5 hrs longest part is probate depending on the state but that’s your first step.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

If someone dies and leaves a lot of money in their bank account, but no one knows their PIN, how can the family access or claim the money?

[Local Drunk Financial Advisor @Daeh3690]

Need to bring back stoning just for this

[I. @Iifeofisaiah]

Need to simply put men like this down. Forget the due process, forget the bureaucracy, they shouldn’t be allowed to potentially harm like this ever again

[Local Drunk Financial Advisor @Daeh3690]

Call every renewal and get a new quote easiest way to potentially lower your rate without shopping around. If you got any tickets call n make sure they fall off your account when they’re supposed to. If you in school there’s usually a discount for 3.0gpa no documents needed

[J✨ @yungJcurls]

So progressive just increases your insurance each renewal period even if you have no accidents?

[Local Drunk Financial Advisor @Daeh3690]

I always give you three sneezes where I’ll bless you after that you gotta take it up wit God.

[Victoria @cozyvictoria]

Someone sneezed so I said bless you & then I sneezed literally a minute later & she didn’t say it back. Be careful out there guys there’s a lot of evil spirited people walking among us in society

[Local Drunk Financial Advisor @Daeh3690]

Deadass tho cause we don’t even know each other like that why am I meeting yo kids !

[Mr. Sardiñea II @So_SauceyEnt]

That’s how I know if I’ll take you serious or not…. If I meet yo kids immediately Issa no for me

[Local Drunk Financial Advisor @Daeh3690]

Hear me out. Expand your taste in music and this wouldn’t be a problem. But let’s be honest most don’t even like the music you begging to be put out.

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕽eheal 𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖉𝖎𝖊 @jacthequeen_]

I feel sooo vindicated because I literally thought I was fucking CRAZY back in 2023. 🫠

[man man . @whorezx]

all that dirty ass money around a fresh baby is insane

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[Local Drunk Financial Advisor @Daeh3690]

Damn near Spit my drink out bro chill 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[RUBBABANDGRANT @RubbBandGrant]

Then you got niggas like Odell talm bout he couldn’t live off 100 million cause he had to spend it on Chrome Heart & looking cute for LeBron lmao