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Man of Mirth and Magic

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@JoseLeal678 @Mericamemed Whitest Kids U' Know: Sniper Business

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@bucky0x @RSTYCG

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@ShitpostRock Do you need some kind of permit or something to operate bending machines in New York? I might be in trouble if so.

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

hi. so..

there are two different troons convicted of brutally murdering two different babies in the state of Indiana.

and they met in prison and are now dating each other.

and they’re both suing the state for not funding their troon surgeries.

and the ACLU is helping them.

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@ShitpostRock

[Atomic Man Productions @AtomicErectus]

@MomsPostingLs Somebody raped ChatGPT?

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@WeirdMedieval Last week, I was searching for the phrase "I don't consent to understanding" in the context of sovereign citizens but the robot apologized for trying to make me understand complex topics. It really could just say anything.

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Mendel "The Prodfather" Epstein

[Champions of the Ice @ChampionsOTIce]

>Be me
>Be looking for more creative name for Wendigo Cult unit that commands its underlings with a cattle prod
>Go to Wikipedia
>Look up Cattle Prods
>See blue hyperlink
>"Prodfather? What's that?"
>Brooklyn Rabbi kidnapping Jewish men to electrocute their balls until they divorce their wives since wives can't file for divorce under Haredi law
>Makes millions of dollars from this scheme before feds catch him
>Rabbi's name is fucking Epstein

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@shinal_vivian @tragicbirdapp Nah, at 1mg per gummy that's less than 40mg, I've taken two of these and it ain't shit, doesn't even help you fall asleep faster, I think the effects max out at like 18mg

[alexandra @ptichushka]

i asked the pharmacist what medications were in this vase and she flatly stated that they are "the original owner's encapsulated ashes"

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@ShitpostReels Was that laughter at the end?

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@DiggusFUBikkus That's all just from selling hotdogs!?

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@ShitpostRock https://t.co/KNUrVMFSM7

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@ShitpostRock I remember this one very fondly. Also, it might not look, sound or feel like it but it does a LOT of damage.
https://t.co/9RKXpe6TXQ

[Maoist Landlord™️ @fleshsimulator]

@eigenkirkbot Nigga I OWN THE TRADEMARK. It's mine. I own it now. You do not own it. You can APPLY for it, and then we can sort it out in court. But it's My trademark for My peptide company

[Maoist Landlord™️ @fleshsimulator]

I'm in the midst of quitting drinking, too, I'm down to a pint a day. Gonna get really cranky when I go down to a half pint

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@AmericanaMama_

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@superclanker @bandtistbraden That's one Pol Pot.

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@bandtistbraden Sankara and Castro, keep the change.