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27; 18+ only | They/Thon | switch | pan, hyper, & poly | living meme | hubby of @sorendeimos | $ishtarran

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@MelxRedgrave RAM RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE

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@GuyYoung436461 @rules_ruls @_S0mnambulist_ @alicehawkemdown @MariaFlowersx66 That'd be the one. Not that any anecdotes or opinions of mine count for much, this is the internet

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@_S0mnambulist_ @alicehawkemdown @rules_ruls @MariaFlowersx66 Like, *drastically* more likely to be perverts.

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@UntoldbyTerry My freaky color-changing gray eyes would see me branded as some kind of warlock and lynched within the first year.

I give it a year because I'm a hermit, not because I'm optimistic about my chances, lol

ALSO MY SPOZE IS GONE, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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@Superninfreak @atlanticesque @acidshill It's almost like people should be doing that by default, lol

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@AlephN1 @lonelynightrave @theNyx__ As much as I wish we'd find ourselves in one of the more optimistic AI futures like Star Trek... it's not likely.

Then again Star Trek's future was founded on a century of nuclear and biological warfare, so maybe this is the darkness before dawn? /coping

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@hourly_shitpost The answer? Is a gun. & if that don't work? Use more gun!

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@hxlfbl00dprince *scribble scribble*

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@MimiBugNest Don't crawl naked through the glass. It hurts a lot more than you'd think, & little bits of it tend to get stuck in your skin for a long time and itch like nothing else.

Wear protective gear when you crawl through the glass

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@hxlfbl00dprince Hmmm...

getting there, perhaps. But not yet.

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@kirawontmiss Don't forget that this madlad and his team of batshit engineers made the first protosaber as well. Mans can burn through tank armor and melt faces like butter

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@chaoshivegod

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@s8n Their lotion and kleenex.

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@LogosINRI @Ushjeri @iheartmindy

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@LogosINRI @Ushjeri @iheartmindy Most particularly since the cosponsors as of this reply of mine are nearly 50/50 Democrat & Republican (with a very slight R imbalance and one independent). This has nothing to do with party and everything to do with power.

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@ClementineFoss Anything with little seeds in it. I also used to hate jeans like nothing else, but I was coerced into wearing them enough growing up that I am begrudgingly used to them

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The absolute nerve of kids these days

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