DMV worker: your height and weight still good?
Me: Sure… Why not?!
DMV worker: *laughed hysterically* Damn straight! It’s only not good I’d say so right?
Me: Exactly!
Average list price for a unit of insulin:
Australia: $6.94
UK: $7.52
France: $9.08
Germany: $11
Canada: $12
Japan: $14.40
US: $98.70
American exceptionalism.