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Commodities bro || Habib yoghurt Stan || Deep Sea & PADI diver || Wine connoisseur

[Ajé @Dag_Naiser]

Whenever it floods and you waddle through water which is blackish or greyish, you are making contact with baddie poo, salmonella, shigella etc

If the water is brown, you are likely safe.

[Ajé @Dag_Naiser]

Lagos folks, I need you to know this: whenever you see a body of water which is black/grey, it is SEWAGE until proven otherwise.

The best example is that Kusenla Street in Ikate.

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A lot of homes on the island empty their untreated sewage into public drainage infrastructure (nice term for gutters) because the water table is super high making septic tanks fill up in a matter of weeks

[Ajé @Dag_Naiser]

Culture eats curriculum for breakfast.

- Dr A. Chife (2026)

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I do hope I am a good leader or growing into one.

How do I ensure my self awareness is optimal?

[Ajé @Dag_Naiser]

Somehow, bad leaders believe their team is the problem.

Why they do not accept their fault after changing roles multiple times is confusing.

Lack of self awareness?

[Ajé @Dag_Naiser]

The job hopping stigma is a double edged sword for both midlevel and senior level managers.

[Tunde Obadina @TundeObadina1]

The idea that the Naira is "undervalued" stem from IMF equilibrium models that assume a theoretically correct exchange rate obtained from macroeconomic calculations.

This is a flawed concept. Exchange rates are the outcome of voluntary exchanges between individuals acting on subjective valuations and dispersed knowledge. The market price is not subordinate to a model- constructed ideal. It is the only meaningful expression of currency value at any point in time.

Classifying a currency as "undervalued" can also create political pressure on government to "fix" it through intervention, moving policy away from free exchange and toward administered exchange rate regimes, reintroducing the distortions that the 2023 reforms were meant to end.

[Ajé @Dag_Naiser]

They look at the balance sheet of Stanbic/Chapel hill/ARM with the disinterest of JayZ staring a Lagos baddie knowing Bey is sprawled on his sofa

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The biggest asset management collective in Nigeria is MACBAN

[Ajé @Dag_Naiser]

21-54million head of cattle
That’s a worst case scenario of NGN31trillion

Best case scenario is somewhere around NGN81trillion

In 2012, their cash flow from Lagos alone was somewhere around NGN6bill daily

[Ajé @Dag_Naiser]

Our potential success in west Africa won’t be in the esoteric “paintings” but in the seemingly ordinary ventures that won’t always inspire interest.

[I, Barima @fremebarima]

Years ago, @afalli whiles referencing Alomo Bitters made a remarkable observation that selling goods to mass markets make for much better opportunities.

Today, Kasapreko has listed on the Ghana Stock Exchange, raising capital to build a new production facility.

[Business & Financial Times @bftghana]

BREAKING: Kasapreko Company Limited has officially been listed on the Ghana Stock Exchange, already making significant waves in Ghana’s stock market.

#bftonline

[Ajé @Dag_Naiser]

Same story with financial institutions (especially fintechs)…different toilets, same shit!
@ibomairlines your customer care is “fantastic” 🤣😂🤣😂

[Ajé @Dag_Naiser]

Why don’t customer care reps ever know anything. Is it a situation where companies hire the dumbest people as customer care or they intentionally do not train them on dispute/conflict resolution?
Do they not have SOP’s?

[Ajé @Dag_Naiser]

Customer care: Ask your Uber

Me: Are you serious?

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Me: Hi Ibom Air, please what terminal do you take off from for regional flights to Accra from Lagos

Customer care: MM1

Me: That’s the general aviation terminal. Is that not for local flights? Even your local flights are from MM2 not MM1

Customer care: I mean intl airport

[Ajé @Dag_Naiser]

Me: what terminal at the international airport. To the best of my knowledge T1 is under reconstruction, there is T2 and the temporary new terminal. Which do you operate from?

Customer care: I’m not in Lagos so I don’t know

Me: Transfer me to someone that knows

[Sai Ishaya @Sai_Isshayya_]

Nothing defines the story of Nigerian bureaucratic spending like discovering today that a historical, non-existent agency (formerly NEPA/PHCN) still funds a physical corporate building in Central London, with staff in it. Why are public funds still maintaining an office for an entity that was dissolved years ago?

[Ajé @Dag_Naiser]

Mexico!
You have one job…one job only!

[World Cup 2026 @WorldCupMedia]

🇲🇽 Mexico vs. South Africa 🇿🇦 WHO YOU GOT? 💬