David Gerrard

Father, Husband, Gamer. Very opinionated about stuff no one cares about. Game Designer, Games Workshop enthusiast.

[David Gerrard @Dagerr]

We need a term for when you are proven correct about a stance you have taken for a while and then everyone gets mad at YOU like you did something wrong.

They are mad at you because you were right from the start. What is that?

[David Gerrard @Dagerr]

@james_xond 70 hrs last week

[David Gerrard @Dagerr]

@WhiteHouse So anyways, how about those Epstein Files?

[David Gerrard @Dagerr]

Boy, I hope the aliens understand I’ve been diligently paying my taxes so they spare me.

I bet when they come they will need me to pay more taxes.

[David Gerrard @Dagerr]

Muting the phrase ‘Do you know what just happened’ absolutely cleans my TL.

[David Gerrard @Dagerr]

Oh! New IoS update for my iphone:

>download, update
>cycle through a bunch of garbage about new ‘features’ I don’t care about just so I get back to home screen
>delete the 3-5 apps the update just automatically downloaded without my permission
>move on with my day

Every time.

[Ross_co_Jones  @anonimo_jones]

Cuando mueves una imagen en Microsoft Word.

[AGAVE @agave_redux]

All jokes aside
"You can just do things" is such an incredibly powerful mantra.
The entire system is built on keeping you from thinking like that.

[David Gerrard @Dagerr]

Every movie clip I ‘randomly’ see on my feed is to a movie that is not currently on any streaming subscription service. Every one of them is for ‘rent’ somewhere instead. It’s so obvious this is a subversive form of advertising, it’s hilarious. People fall for this I’m sure.

[David Gerrard @Dagerr]

I had a dream that i was old and the govt was repossessing my home and land through property taxes because i couldn’t afford them in my advanced retired age.

I burned the house down and salted the earth.

Prophetic.

[Jay Anderson @TheProjectUnity]

I would rather see ivy covered cars strewn across long forgotten roads than see those in power build the new world for our children.

[David Gerrard @Dagerr]

Do you mean am I fine with living around other people?

Yeah, I’m fine.

[` @ymmayerr]

are you fine with people not liking you?

[C3 @C_3C_3]

If Bill Gates is willing to sneak drugs into his wife imagine what he’s willing to sneak into vaccines for strangers.

Sicko.

[David Gerrard @Dagerr]

I’d have $1,020,000.

[James 𝕏ond @james_xond]

If someone paid you $20,000 to not have a single drop of alcohol for a year, would you do it?

[David Gerrard @Dagerr]

@neet_sol Cops and firefighters be like

[David Gerrard @Dagerr]

@KhazarMafia109 @pnwguerrilla three times lol

[David Gerrard @Dagerr]

@pnwguerrilla Respectfully, You read it wrong I think..... It looks like they are trying to extend current registration requirements to parked vehicles and would fall to the REGISTERED OWNER (which means you could get this ticket without even being in your car)

So, still stupid as hell.

[David Gerrard @Dagerr]

Sometimes it's people *slightly* ahead of you.

[KABUGO @Kabugo_]

Ever noticed who’s obsessed with “humbling” you? It’s never people ahead of you.

[🕊️ @lichthauch]

A man who can simply do what he said he would do is so rare now he looks like a wizard

[David Gerrard @Dagerr]

Huh…. Weird. All these calls for me to be humble before I even begin. Weird.

[KABUGO @Kabugo_]

Uncomfortable truth:

People who feel the need to humble you are envious and inferior.

[David Gerrard @Dagerr]

I once went to the doctor in 2015, at age 41, for an actual medical issue and the doctor said, “Oh, it looks like we didn’t get all your medical records because it says here you haven’t been to the doctor since 1996.”

Me: “Sounds about right”

The look of terror on her face LOL

[David Wolfe @DavidWolfe]

The healthiest people I know avoid doctors.