Dr. Rick Dagless MD

I do all I can, but I'm not Jesus Christ. I've got to accept that now.

[Dr. Rick Dagless MD @DaglessMD]

@CaoticaMedia no deal, fishwrapper.

[Dr. Rick Dagless MD @DaglessMD]

@CaoticaMedia I only do interviews with unbiased publications that guarantee to present me in a positive light.

[Dr. Rick Dagless MD @DaglessMD]

@PiersRae tell it to your God, wizard

[Dr. Rick Dagless MD @DaglessMD]

Sued for infecting patient by doing surgery with bare, unwashed hands. Wouldn't even be in this mess if he hadn't swallowed a leaky battery

[Dr. Rick Dagless MD @DaglessMD]

Cafeteria out of chicken again, I want that chefs head on a platter. I am literally that upset.

[Dr. Rick Dagless MD @DaglessMD]

The hospital supply of marijuana burned up in an electrical fire and the Caf staff were lost in a helltunnel. Could things BE any worse?

[Dr. Rick Dagless MD @DaglessMD]

Successfully performed 1st ever "horsemask onto human host" switcheroo on @LocalCelebrite. Is it legal to say he looks quite handsome?

[Dr. Rick Dagless MD @DaglessMD]

If that last tweet didn't make sense to you it's because you've been intellectually bested by a superior intellect

[Dr. Rick Dagless MD @DaglessMD]

Fool me one time, shame on you. Fool me two times and I hope you've got health insurance because I don't believe in the hippocratic oath.

[Dr. Rick Dagless MD @DaglessMD]

need you to cut back on the following things: #homesurgery #petrolsiphoning #autoeroticasphxiation #charitabledonations #gettingcancer #AIDS

[Dr. Rick Dagless MD @DaglessMD]

Alright Travellers, I want to go on a much deserved (trust me) vacation, but its a no go until Darkplace has a lower patient intake so I

[Dr. Rick Dagless MD @DaglessMD]

Using my mobile in the bathroom, not even going to wash it when I'm done. #RecklessMD

[Dr. Rick Dagless MD @DaglessMD]

I try to do one selfless thing each day, par exemple (spanish for, "for example") today I washed my hands, even though I didn't want to.

[Dr. Rick Dagless MD @DaglessMD]

@DamonLindelof in england. we call them "tea tables." RT For those who wanted to see my hatch coffee table. http://twitpic.com/52wvhe

[Dr. Rick Dagless MD @DaglessMD]

@mart_taylor 9 times of 10 i'm busy saving lives. 1 time of 10 it's a diabetic coma. RT where have you gome!? Its been almost a month!

[Dr. Rick Dagless MD @DaglessMD]

@OnanRulz Line the bag with plastic, pour bourbon inside. Always keep a straw at the ready. & Don't forget, recycle that bottle, traveller.

[Dr. Rick Dagless MD @DaglessMD]

If I could be any animal, I would choose to remain human. Not for the intelligence, or the thumbs, but for the wild, animalistic sex.

[Dr. Rick Dagless MD @DaglessMD]

Just performed emergency appendectomy whilst simultaneously penning my newest masterwork. Ambidexterity is one of my many enviable traits.

[Dr. Rick Dagless MD @DaglessMD]

a call from my lawyer after I am for sure diagnosed with dangerously high levels of cholesterol. Yes, the bad kind. #cantgetnorespect

[Dr. Rick Dagless MD @DaglessMD]

People. When you RSVP to a party, it is a binding contract. 7 of you broke this contract and now I have a fridge full of scotch eggs. Expect