Dagne

Music, half-decent puns and dirty jokes are my ሶስት ጉልቻ

[Dagne @Dagne__]

One of those games you watch as a kid and become addicted to the sport overnight.

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

One of the greatest matches you'll ever see 💙

#UCL

[Dagne @Dagne__]

Somehow, the last one felt the worst. I already saw it coming because I didn’t enjoy any of the singles since the last album. But I didn't expect to feel this indifferent about the new album. I don’t remember the last time I labored through 90 minutes of entertainment.

[Dagne @Dagne__]

- A day in Dec 2017: Listening to Eminem’s “Revival”
- Feb 11, 2024: Listening to Rophnan’s “Zetegn”
- Apr 17, 2026: Listening to Teddy Afro’s “Etorika”

are ልቤ ዳስ የጣለባቸው ቀናት when the realization hit me that my GOATs aren’t musical wizards anymore (in my eyes).

[Dagne @Dagne__]

Abiy running for president of ቄ.ጠ.ማ., but the dots are missing.

[Dagne @Dagne__]

"Have an annual leave..."

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

EUROPE: 12 tonnes of KitKat and the truck transporting them were stolen while in transit from central Italy on the way to Poland.

[Dagne @Dagne__]

"ግንበኛ የናቀው ድንጋይ፤ ማዘኑን ይተው ተመርጧል ሊውል ከማዕዘኑ ላይ" type of season for Arsenal.

[Dagne @Dagne__]

Gotta respect Lij Michael's hustle at this point. He put so much effort into dropping three mediocre albums back-to-back.

[Dagne @Dagne__]

If I ever become a villain, Ethio Telecom will be at the heart of my origin story.

In the past 8 months alone, I've had 4 service interruptions (residential broadband) which took a total of ~85 days to resolve. They're making free money at this point.

[Dagne @Dagne__]

You're in her DMs. I'm in Ethio Telecom's, begging every other day for my internet to work properly. We are not the same.

[Dagne @Dagne__]

When we used to say "እኔ የምከራከረው ገንዘብን ነቅፌ..."

[Dagne @Dagne__]

Would you have visited that restaurant if it weren't photogenic enough for the 'gram? Would your vacation plans have been different if you couldn't post a carousel of 20 pictures? How often would you have recorded yourself lip-syncing if you weren't going to post it?

[Dagne @Dagne__]

This sentiment actually feels true for comparing real life vs social media. Social media used to be a small corner where people shared a fraction of their real-world lives. But now, the real world feels like an exercise people engage in to collect content for social media. 1/2

[Dagne @Dagne__]

Maybe dreaming is our default state, and being awake is like a mandatory 16-hour exercise we have to do daily to collect fresh content for our dreams.

[Dagne @Dagne__]

ሙዚቃ እዚህ ጋ ፈገ��� ብላ ነበር… Phenomenal!

[Dagne @Dagne__]

“Enough quotes a day keep introspection safely at bay.”
- Introspective person

[Dagne @Dagne__]

Honorable Mentions: "Henock's Practice Room" and "Design Theory"

[Dagne @Dagne__]

Spotify glitched and said they don't have my Wrapped this year, so we're doing a boring YouTube Recap instead.

My interest going in 5 opposite directions. "ማህበራዊ፣ ፖለቲካዊ እና ኢኮኖሚያዊ" ass combo.

[Dagne @Dagne__]

Burning trash the old-fashioned way (copying Amharic movies on Nero)

[Dagne @Dagne__]

L after L like I'm Cool J

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

WE START WITH A WIN!! 💫 #UCL

[Dagne @Dagne__]

C'est la vie. YNWA.

[OneFootball @OneFootball]

In the space of just over a month Diogo Jota won the Premier League, the UEFA Nations League and married the love of his life.

His family must have been so incredibly proud of him ❤️

[Dagne @Dagne__]

ፊደል ስንቆጥር ወይ እኔ ያመለጠኝ፣ ወይ ሌሎች ያመለጣቸው፣ ወይ የጎደለ ፊደል ሳይኖር አይቀርም።

ወይ የጻፉት ሀሳብ አልገባኝም፣ ወይ ያልገባቸውን ሀሳብ ነው የጻፉት፣ ወይ ለመጻፍ ግራ የገባው ሀሳብ ነው... ልክ እንደዚህ ሀሳብ።