Laurie

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[emily | tom cruise IS digger 🪏 @chez_emilyy]

Computer. Milwaukee Brewers by Foenem. Loud enough to kill.

[Laurie @DahlingRuby]

@buffyspeak Born and raised MKE and idk the procedure what do we even do aaaaah

[a tribble🌈⚾️ @justonetribble]

i have an important message for the brewers

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

“Ohtani finally gets his stadium erupting 3 run Home Run, Dodgers get swept anyway” would be funnier than anything I could have come up with as a professional hater

[nic @ichigowooyo]

actually, don’t even put the word “queerbaiting” in your mouth until you’ve watched all 15 seasons and 327 episodes of American dark television series Supernatural followed by BBC’s Sherlock featuring Benedict Cumberbatch. fuck you.

[Laurie @DahlingRuby]

What the fuck is the descendant of a theoretical physicist going to do to help solve my murder, man

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

New look at ‘EINSTEIN’, starring Matthew Gray Gubler

The series follows the great grandson of Albert Einstein whose bad-boy antics end up with him having to help a local police detective solve cases of the week.

[Cris ✨ @lionesspike]

thank you to the gilded age who correctly surmised that oscarturner cunty lavender marriage would be the one and only way to get me through a season of georgebertha fighting

[lisa @gaykittycorps]

Primetime (2026) pulls off a lot of unprecedented cinematic tricks but perhaps the most ingenious one is using a character's passion for the musical Rent as a symbol of profound naivety

[Captain YUMA @yumabooma]

Every new picture I see from the oval office just looks like this

[Laurie @DahlingRuby]

@happytobebald I HAVE TO R E A D ????

[Yacine @hearts4kamiko]

I fantasize about being asked questions

[Laurie @DahlingRuby]

If Carrie is ever adapted correctly there will be a small but vocal crowd of people who think she deserves to get pigs blood dumped on her just to shut her up and I’m not even joking. She is innocent but she rubs people wrong in a way that she can’t help (which makes it worse)

[Laurie @DahlingRuby]

The reason it’s never adapted is deadass just because it makes people uncomfy. Carrie is annoying and she’s unattractive. Every single school has had this girl. She is a complete and total pariah because she acts wrong. She is “you can’t even handle ____” dialed to a thousand.

[jay @djamesse_]

when did carrie white ever do anything wrong tho i’m being deadass

[Laurie @DahlingRuby]

What stage of your twenties is it when u genuinely think the jewelry at cvs is cute and practical

[Laurie @DahlingRuby]

No I can’t handle fucking willing and able autoplaying immediately after this AAAH

[Laurie @DahlingRuby]

Cool
Cool cool cool

[Laurie @DahlingRuby]

@ranchjessing It’s HARRY STYLES’ MERCH from his msg tour and I just know it’s gonna be $20+ so I am asking @Harry_Styles if he is being so fr fr

[Laurie @DahlingRuby]

Are we being fr