"Wanna play Power Rangers on Sega CD? Just watch the show while playing Simon Says - at least it's not Simon's Quest."
Episode 144: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
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"Let me ask you a question, what comes to mind when you think of the circus? You know, clowns, cotton candy, fire breathers, acrobats... a GIANT blue ball sack?
Episode 217: Glover
"Nowadays, newspapers are usually delivered by cars... I mean by people in cars but I guess 'Newspaper Adult Car Driving Deliverer' wouldn't have made such a great game but neither did this."
Episode 140: Paperboy
"Why'd they put him in pink?! Did they see the movie?! He doesn't wear pink in the movie! That's not an appropriate Army color!"
Episode 107: Schwarzenegger Games
“An over-budget, over-hyped movie turned into a game on a gimmicky, over-priced anal ATOM BOMB of a CONSOLE exploding with DIARRHEA!”
Episode 42: Virtual Boy
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“I had an X-Men coloring book, and the teacher looked over and said 'Hmm, X-Men, huh? There’s women in there too, aren’t there? That’s kinda sexist.' And I said… well, what’s wrong with being sexy?”
Episode 69: X-Men
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"You look like a Woz to me. Are you a Woz?"
"Woz?"
"Yeah, yeah, it's a term for um... youngsters with an overactive enthusiasm for bad retro games."
Episode 231: ToeJam & Earl with Scott the Woz
"Don't be a dummy! Buckle your seat belt! While you're... l-living out your... masochistic FANTASIES! Gaaaaah!"
Episode 180: The Incredible Crash Dummies
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"Dude, Pee-Wee Herman... is holding CRACK! And when Pee-Wee is serious, it's scary!"
Episode 180: The Incredible Crash Dummies
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“There was Zelda: Wand of Gamelon, Link: The Faces of Evil, and Zelda's Adventure. And, hey! Princess Zelda actually plays a bigger role in those games. So, why don't you count those?! Maybe because they suck diarrhea shit from an asshole fountain?”
Episode 40
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