Daily Anti-Joke

Posting antijokes since August 2011. Sorry if I don't post daily as my name suggests, but shit happens.
Hit 10,000 followers on 12-22-11

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread. #antijoke

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I like my coffee how I like my women: with a penis. #antijoke

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz. #antijoke

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@DailyAntiJoke *it falls out of a tree

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What's big, white, and will kill you if you fall out of a tree? A fridge. #antijoke

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family. #antijoke

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. #antijoke

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What hurts more than a punch to the face? Getting hit by a car. #antijoke

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@Zak_Massive The joke doesn't deal with a specific Adam.

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What did Adam say the night before Christmas? It's Christmas Eve. #antijoke

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The horse's name was Friday. #antijoke

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What did the boy with no limbs get for Christmas? Cancer. #antijoke

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. #antijoke

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient, and thus are incapable of feeling fear. #antijoke

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus. #antijoke

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Black death. #antijoke

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An Irishman walks out of a bar. #antijoke #happystpatricksday

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony. #antijoke

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"@BurbaSayWhaaaaa: What's big, green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table."

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17. #antijoke