Brooklyn Boys Quotes

A profile for quotes from “The Brooklyn Boys Podcast” including Brody, Skeery, and their many guests. ❄️/Drama free. #FUabe77

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Brody predicts the future;

Episode 113 @ 33:13 of @TheBrooklynBoys

@DavidBrody: “Dude Im dropping wrestling knowledge on you. This podcast has everything!”

@SkeeryJones: “We really do”

Brody: “By the way, thats going to be a quote from the Brooklyn Boys Quote Guy on Twitter.”

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I’m surprised this wasn’t at the dill place;

Ep 15 @ 39:15 of @TheBrooklynBoys

@DavidBrody : It was bread, cooked ham, and cheese melted over it

@SkeeryJones: That’s… 2 bucks

Brody: That’s ham and cheese! $19 for ham and cheese!!

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So fuck you French restaurant menu!

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Skeery couldn’t believe it;

Episode 195 @ 29:00 of @TheBrooklynBoys Podcast

@DavidBrody: I bought some pre-shredded carrots

@SkeeryJones: I don’t know who you are

Brody: Skeery, I haven’t had Chinese food in 7 weeks

Skeery: *stammers over words and hits commercial jingle*

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I don’t think any doctor would prescribe that;

Episode 172 @ 9:00 of @TheBrooklynBoys Podcast

@SkeeryJones: He says “You need some vitamin D in your life”

@DavidBrody: So you’re going S your Vitamin D?

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Give Brody his second M&M;

Episode 196 @ 16:10 of @TheBrooklynBoys Podcast

@DavidBrody: Now M&Ms, I can’t stop with just one. You can’t give me one M&M, I’ll kill you for the second one.

I’ll murder you and they’ll take me away and I’ll go “Cause of death: second M&M!”

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Inspired by lobster;

Ep 188 @ 13:00 of @TheBrooklynBoys Podcast

@DavidBrody: “Skeery, I stopped reading it by the 3rd line, there was no lobster in that fuckin thing.
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It should’ve said lobster-esque, or inspired by lobster”

@SkeeryJones: “Essence of Lobster”

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A little late but;

Ep 138 @ 1:31:00 of @TheBrooklynBoys

@DavidBrody: You didn’t eat another rice pudding did you?

@SkeeryJones: No, this shit expired on the Fourth of July, and I already ate one. They contain dairy you dick

Brody: Happy birthday America, I hope you choke

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Brody doesn’t wack it;

Episode 117 @ 38:00 of @TheBrooklynBoys

@SkeeryJones: Oh we wacked everything off evenly

@DavidBrody: Brody don’t wack it up, he don’t wack it off, he don’t wack it on. I’m wackin it! I’m not going to Columbia to wack it!

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Happy 200th Episode guys, I’m glad I could capture some of your best moments. So far this is my favorite rant #FuckDill

@DavidBrody
@SkeeryJones

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My favorite quote so far, still laugh out loud;

Ep 103 @ 50:40 of
@TheBrooklynBoys

@DavidBrody: “Dont even come to the city, open a can of Manischewitz matzo ball soup, take a fist of dill, and THROW it in there! And you tell me thats matzo ball soup! BULL SHIT! Its bull shit”

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@DavidBrody @TheBrooklynBoys @SkeeryJones Ditto, I feel so good whenever you retweet my tweets.

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Brody shows off his gift to The Fat Jewish;

Episode #11 @ 46:43 of @TheBrooklynBoys

@SkeeryJones: “Whats the name of the book?”
...
@FATJEW: “I don’t know, you tell me what the name is”

@DavidBrody: “Sushi Rolls and Stripper Poles”

Fat Jew: *pauses* “You’ve got a fuckin gift”

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@DavidBrody @TheBrooklynBoys @SkeeryJones I’m not insulting him, why would I not tag him? I’m following your rule

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Found it @DavidBrody @SkeeryJones

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Brody shows off his gift to The Fat Jewish;

Episode #11 @ 46:43 of @TheBrooklynBoys

@SkeeryJones: “Whats the name of the book?”
...
@FATJEW: “I don’t know, you tell me what the name is”

@DavidBrody: “Sushi Rolls and Stripper Poles”

Fat Jew: *pauses* “You’ve got a fuckin gift”

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Ep 104 @ 11:15 of @TheBrooklynBoys Podcast

@DavidBrody: Red peppers contain more nutrients than other peppers including Vitamin A&C and contain Lycopene which lowers the risk of various cancers

Red peppers fight cancer and green peppers can go fuck themselves.

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This should be a crime;

Ep 92 @ 11:10 of @TheBrooklynBoys Podcast

@SkeeryJones: Oh no dont tell me they put the clams with the shells

@DavidBrody: On top of the pizza!

Skeery: Why would you do that?!

Brody: Thats bull shit

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Here’s a suggestion for your promo @DavidBrody @SkeeryJones

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Now we know why The Boys are so “loud” ;

Ep 18 @ 7:55 of @TheBrooklynBoys Podcast

@SkeeryJones: Don’t mistake yelling with excitement, don’t mistake yelling with enthusiasm

@DavidBrody: We speak quickly and loudly because we’re excited

That’s how our parents talked to us

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A very Brooklyn funeral;

Ep 193 @ 8:00 of @TheBrooklynBoys Podcast

@SkeeryJones: I went to a very Brooklyn funeral last week

@DavidBrody: What they killed the person there live?

Skeery: It happened minutes before

Brody: That sounds like a Brooklyn funeral to me!

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Which is it?

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@baggedwaddy @DavidBrody @SkeeryJones @TheBrooklynBoys Is that good or bad? 😂

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Alright Slices, new angle for this page; Brooklyn Boys quotes AND memes. (as sometimes finding a quote is a little tough and time consuming)

Thank you for your continued patience. Hardcore slices will love the memes too 👍

@DavidBrody
@SkeeryJones
@TheBrooklynBoys

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I like memes but I’ve got to go back to my roots;

Ep 190 @1:06:45 of @TheBrooklynBoys Podcast

@DavidBrody: We have one that says Brody & Skeery but you dont play that as much

@SkeeryJones: Yes I do! I just played it 3x in a row on that ad!

Brody: I know, wasn’t it great?!

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I agree, 3 categories is a bit excessive;

Ep 185 @ 11:00 of @TheBrooklynBoys Podcast

@DavidBrody: So first of all, no great employees are working at this Kohl’s

@SkeeryJones: Exactly!

Brody: How many different categories of spots do you have to have where I can’t park??