Paradiddle Prophets

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You know what I miss more than Twitter drama?

Harambe. #TSTHS

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I think it’s about time I say goodbye to this account. It’s not active anymore, nor is any band accounts it seems. The glory days of Banonland are over. It was fun while it lasted.

Not sure if I’ll just archive this or deactivate. So many memories. #TSTHS

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Just had a kid in college show me a tweet from a banon a few years ago and it’s weird because I knew them. Banonland has a reach. #TSTHS

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But I still really dislike them. 😂 #TSTHS

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*disclaimer*

I haven't actually seen BD's show this year but hear it was actually good. I'll give it a shot once it hits Yourube. #TSTHS

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Also good job Cavies for finally breaking that too 5 again, whilst beating out Bloo. #TSTHS

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Here's my yearly "Fuck BD" tweet. #TSTHS

[Snareman @ColinMcNuttGOAT]

THE GREEN MACHINE IS BACK

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*comes out of 3 month absence to bring you Chance tweeting about Drum Corps* https://t.co/0A44Ldivs0

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

Be Encouraged, @guardiansdbc! Love in Houston!

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Senior year of band, last trimester. I finally play an Eric Whitacre piece. #TSTHS

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Tfw Dean Westman of The Blueocats/Avon High School comes and techs your band for the night. #TSTHS

[corps_ebooks @realDrumCorps]

I like to leave cum on Indy over the summer

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Got challenged to a drumline battle today by a rival school. This weekend bout to be lit. #TSTHS

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Tfw you specifically tell your section not to be up until 1am because of a competition and you stay up until 1am. #TSTHS

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Peppridge Farms remembers... #TSTHS https://t.co/kMKIECH5D0

[TURNT4BAND™ @bandisgr9]

omg we should all throwback to 2014 Banon Twitter and get on ask.fm and post picslips

[corps_ebooks @realDrumCorps]

mfw i chop out with Harambe: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@Basic_Bandie @DrumCorpsFan shhhh #TSTHS

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@DrumCorpsFan I guess it was a missed OPRAHtunity. 😅 #TSTHS

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The fact that Crown got 3rd makes me way saltier than it should. #TSTHS