David Brent Quotes

Daily quotes from the mind of David Brent. Philanthropist, comedian, basically a chilled-out entertainer.

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I've sort of fused David Brent with Noel Gallagher shit.

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This isn't worth it, this is stupid.

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We're gonna get you out of here! Alright?

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@WernhamBlogg No apologies necessary let's get on with the quotes but remember... l- learn.

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I'd get the other 3 and I'd bend em all over, and I'd do the drummer, the lead singer, and that one who plays violin!

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I'd bloody love her to be widowed.

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That's not offensive - that's the dog's name. It was the forties as well, before racism was bad, innit.

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Hahaha! Cold! Mine's shriveled!

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Work out ya notice with the place ya at now, we'll put you on a month's probation, but don't - it's just to see if we

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He says do I not drink!

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Right. You're not gonna lose your job, you're not gonna lose your job, you know...

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Nurse - the polaroid!

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I could stay at Dawn's - well, I could if I got off with - got off at the wrong...got off at the wrong bus stop.

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Alright? Bloody good one that.

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@ChrisFinch231 @DailyBrent No, not up the arse

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Yeah, and from behind cos ya breath stinks of onions and I didn't tell you that DID I -

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I could and I have. She doesnt wanna come home with me. I dont want you to come home with me. That's a waste of an hour

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Who am I then, Dixon of Dock Green?...Evening all!