Daily Dad Chuckle

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Yesterday my wife completed a 36-week body building program
It's a baby girl

8 pounds

2 ounces

I'm a Dad!

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Texting with a girl I just started talking to

and she asked if I’m a “grower or a shower”

I’m like “neither

really

I hate gardening and I’m more of a bath guy.”

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Immediately after the birth of our son

I gave my exhausted wife strawberries

apples

and bananas

She deserves to enjoy the fruits of her labor

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My wife texted me this morning and said

'Your great.' I replied

'No

you’re great.' ."
She’s been in a great mood ever since

I should correct her grammar more often

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Bartender says: "We don't serve time travelers here."
A time traveler walks into a bar

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I turned the bunson burner off

removed my goggles and said "What did you say?" to my wife
Wife: "I SAID

this is not what I meant by experimenting in the bedroom!"

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My wife was sick in bed so I took the sheets off of her and then put them back on
Confused

she looked at me as I said "There

now you are recovered!"

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Yesterday a cop knocked on my door

They said they were looking for a man with just one eye

I told them it would be more effective to use both eyes

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Asked my wife if she knew that Bruce Lee had a brother who didn’t tolerate joking around

She rolled her eyes and said

“Seriously?”
I’m like

“Oh… you’ve heard of him!”

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I started kissing my wife while my parents were visiting
Then naturally I put a hand on her butt

That's when she scolded me with her eyes and said "Your dad is in the other room."

I thought for a second and then replied "Yeah

I know but I much prefer your ass"

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Dang

just found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra

No one's taking it harder than Grandma

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At spring break my son came home from college

I hugged him and said “entury”

He’s like what does that mean?

I replied

“long time

no C.”

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I was making out with my girlfriend on the couch

She said

"Wanna take this to the bedroom?"
Me: "Aight

I'll grab this end

you get the other"

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I said to my wife

"My Olympic condoms have arrived

I think I'll wear gold tonight."
She replied

"Why not wear silver and come second for a change?"

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I bumped into my ex today

Well the cops are saying its vehicular manslaughter

but whatever..

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When my wife is sad

I let her color in my tattoos

Turns out

she just needs a shoulder to crayon

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A woman breaks up with a man with a small penis

His friends were amazed he didn't seem hurt or phased by the breakup
It's okay," he said

"I wasn't that into her."

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I'll never forget my Grandfather's last words to me just before he died
"Are you still holding the ladder?"

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I told a girl I have a Lamborghini

She got so excited and asked to see it
For some reason she got disappointed when I showed her my tractor

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My wife and I were cuddling last night when she said

"Show me a good time."
So I stepped outside and ran an eleven second 100m sprint

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Siri kept calling me Shirley all day yesterday and I was getting very annoyed

I finally realized

I left my phone in Airplane mode