The Daily Denzil

Daily? Perhaps. Denzil? Definitely.
Inspired by Denzil Minnan-Wong, but
not affiliated with Toronto's ex-Chief Deputy Mayor or the horse he rode in on.

[The Daily Denzil @DailyDenzil]

I told our sign crews to divide the signs equally between all the houses where the inhabitants could say "Denzil Minnan-Wong" without grimacing #TOpoli #ONpoli

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I was initially pleased to hear that the federal government is promoting #ActiveTransportationStrategy
However, thanks to damning new statistics from a local expert, we learn that bicycles may be involved in some way. #bikeTO #TOpoli

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Several people have congratulated me this evening on my "ratio", whatever that is.

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Look, I know it says "working to make Toronto more efficient & affordable" right there in my Twitter bio, but there wasn't space to add "but only for people who are already comfortably well-off" so I let my votes at Council do the talking. #TOpoli

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The takeaway here is that I'm equally effective at all three levels of government. #TOpoli

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Will someone please inform @jpags that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works! #TOpoli

[Tanya GulliverGarcia @TanyaMGulliver]

Just saw @gordperks and Denzil Minnan-Wong hug over a bike lane motion. I think I entered an alternative universe not the @Toronto City Council meeting.

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In many ways, I can relate to bike lane flex posts: they are cheap, rigid, plastic, not especially good at their job, and they prostrate themselves whenever somebody wants to drive a motor vehicle near them. #TOpoli #bikeTO #cycleTO

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I'd like to thank Mayor Tory for courageously breaking his earlier vow that, if re-elected, he would work more closely with downtown progressive councillors. Honoured to yet again serve as your Deputy Mayor, #TOpoli
My run for a Provincial seat? Just a brief summer romance, baby!

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I can neither confirm nor deny that I have worked with Doug Ford #TOpoli
https://t.co/FLM9Cpz4PA

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False. I drive to City Hall. Furthermore, NPS is the domain of chalk-wielding hippies. The trough is inside City Hall itself. #TOpoli

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Delighted for the motor vehicles of Winnipeg, who ran a great campaign. Common sense has prevailed at Portage & Main. Cities are for #carsnotpeople

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Thank you to all who voted for me. It is a privilege and an honour to continue as your Councillor. Of all the jobs I've applied for this year, this was almost the one I wanted most. #TOpoli

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I did try to get elected in Don Valley Hard, but provincial elections are tough.

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Let them eat low taxes.

[Toronto Star @TorontoStar]

#Breaking: Denzil Minnan-Wong will be returning to Toronto City Hall as the Councillor for Don Valley Easy after beating a challenge from former Ontario Liberal cabinet minister David Caplan.

https://t.co/TUAE1PmJ1V

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Thank you for the warning.

[Ilesh Engineer @ilesh_e]

@DailyDenzil Congratulations for capturing Donvalley east councillor seat again. Good luck. We are with you.

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It's safe to say you're stuck with me for another four years, Don Valley East. #TOpoli

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Tonight's mystery: how I keep getting re-elected.

[Alex @smuncky]

Time to watch some election coverage. #TOpoli

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Grateful for the Toronto Sun endorsement, but I do hope that next time they don't lead with a question to which there are so many solid answers. #TOpoli

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If one sign is persuasive, then fifty signs are presumably fifty times as persuasive!
Only the best and most intelligent candidates dare to make power moves like this. #TOpoli