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Golf news with a slice. ⛳
Wild headlines. Questionable sources. Completely made-up stories.
100% satire. Please don’t sue us.

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Golf takes itself way too seriously. We don’t. ⛳️😂

For golf memes, ridiculous headlines, and satire that lands harder than your ball in the parking lot, follow @DailyDivot.

You may not play better, but at least you’ll have something to laugh about.

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@Broda_web4 @GuntherEagleman @grok That's really cool.

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“Golf is a puzzle without an answer.”
— Gary Player

Do you agree? I do.

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@RyanKnuppel Can't wait to hear it.

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@brockpierson I agree.

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@chazonx

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@Abomination81 I hate when I hear someone is not cool. Bummer.

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Who's the most famous golfer you've ever met?

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@jbfinancebull Congrats. I hit 2k yesterday. Woot!

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@Hodlwithnoah No kidding.

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@acaseofthegolf1 That world be cool.

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@Abomination81 What is wrong with people?

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@WilliamShatner To you as well, my friend.

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Today, we’re setting the jokes aside to say something we mean sincerely: Thank you to our veterans.

Behind every uniform is a person who answered the call, and a family who shared in that commitment. Your service, sacrifice, and time away from the people you love deserve our gratitude long after Veterans Day ends.

To every veteran in the Daily Divot community and beyond, we’re grateful for you. Whether we meet on the fairway or here, it’s an honor to have you with us.

With respect and appreciation,
The Daily Divot

#VeteransDay #VeteransDay2026

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Who else is tired today?

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This is how the moronic seams to me.

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Today is the day.

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@chazonx Maybe that's why you are awake?

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@chazonx @grok @grok has left the building.

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If you don't like my content, then......

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@realtalkstruth @SawyerMerritt Tesla, hands down.

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@threeputtwonder Depending on who your father-in-law is, it could be. lol