Daily Haipoo

Subtle Haipoos: Poetry and Brown Humor. Copyright 2011

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'Poop Transplants' May Combat Bacterial Infections http://t.co/KKpWk7sW #poop

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#Olympic divers on the toilet http://t.co/GTyvV0vb

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Well, this is one way to hide your farts http://t.co/Lra2G0cf

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Ever been in a women’s bathroom before? http://t.co/CjWPJT9c

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Forever wiping/More brown than when I started/ Time to call "uncle"

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You're the kind of friend I text when I'm pooping and need something to do http://t.co/ur6kOwIc

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This never should have happened. All people deserve a restroom when needed. Especially children. http://t.co/vjUCYdpn

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It's about time they make something that allows us to drink toilet water! http://t.co/x9VcglVb

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Peanut butter shits http://t.co/e5VOvDv8

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In my experience, stealthy farts almost always turn out to be very obvious public defecations. http://t.co/MbsrJsd1

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Priorities, people. Toilet paper crisis grips Trenton http://t.co/PPCxFJMy

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Finished up pooping/ What's that all over the seat?/ Some left-behind hair

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6 Mind-Blowing Ways Poop Created the Modern World http://t.co/7l8v9RWF

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Skid Marks: When to Wash Em and When to Toss Em http://t.co/xfMQ2Erv

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Fecal talent. http://t.co/Pl3CJcfW

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I Pooped Today T-Shirt - T-Shirt Deal http://t.co/clsI9fPR

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What your toilet paper says about you: http://t.co/xttwYuin

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We all know someone with an awesome toilet, but it seems like Brady's #takesthecake. In honor of the #SuperBowl: http://t.co/4e1ILRCd

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The Rise of the Toilet Texter http://t.co/BiSyF768

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#IWouldDoAnythingFor @cottonellebrand toilet paper.