Icecreamaday

Tales of eating free ice cream at the office every day.

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@Ticketmaster bought 3 $30 tickets and final price is over $45 each. Wtf is up with that? What are all these fees for? What's the difference between facility charge, order processing fee and service fee?

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@Waymo

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Times change, no ice cream for a while

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@DHSgov Eat some ice cream, maybe the brain freeze will spark some logic, fuknuts.

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@allenholub All offices need free ice cream, it's the core of office happiness.

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@IceCream_Daily let's colab. Together we can invent a banana and chocolate ice cream bar. We can rule the world

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Stick penetration depth is all wrong on today's lemon bar. @WholeFoods is this normal? Still tasty.

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A perfectly shaped lemon bar today, time to buy a lottery ticket!

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@allenholub Did I hear banana? I've always wanted a banana flavored, chocolate covered ice cream bar. That would be a great Wednesday afternoon snack.

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Missing chocolate on the bottom, a common failure these days. Gotta eat fast before the ice cream melts down the stick!

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@Levels I really like ice cream. Should I get one of your monitors to see if I will die?

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@SFUnified About damn time. Ice creams don't eat themselves.

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@benandjerrys I love your ice cream, but I need bars or cones. Get on it! I've got a bulk order ready.

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Today's frosty munch has some excess crums. Extra cookie don't bother me, still tasty.

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Grab marks? Is it a scar from the manufacturing robot? Do you know @WholeFoods? Still tasty though.

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@allenholub This advice is good, but it's not as good as just eating ice cream every day. Daily ice cream is the fastest way to achieve agility.

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@allenholub @_cluxter_ Haha doesn't fit the narrative I guess

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@mstine @allenholub My biggest frustration is when my daily ice cream was melted in transit

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@allenholub This isn't true, agility is infused by providing 1 free ice cream to every engineer every day. Mob programming is useless if not everybody is eating ice cream. Focus on the fundamentals

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A little crooked, but tasty