Funny Tweets

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Music always helps, no matter what you're going through.

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"I can't eat anymore, I'm full!"

"Do you want any desert?"

"YESSSSSS!!"

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People who think I'm attractive:
1. My mom
2.
3.

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PHONE: Has thousands of songs.

ME: Listens to same 5 songs on repeat.

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All I ever want to do is sleep

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My room + internet connection + music + food - homework = Perfect Day!

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I need you.

I want you.

I love you....

Food. ?

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I’m a smart person…. I just do stupid things.

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I'm Not Arguing.

I'm Simply Explaining Why I'm Right...

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I don't care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING

L
I
A
R

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when
you
start
writing
on
paper
without
margins
and
this
happens

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"Hey"
"Hi"
"How r u"
"Good u"
"Good"
"What r u doing"
"nothing u"
"nothing"
Retweet if you hate these conversations!

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Guys be 21
Looking 18
Acting 14

Girls be 14
Looking 18
Acting 21

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Last name Hungry,

First name Always.

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School Supplies:
1. Cellphone
2. Charger
3. Headphones
4. iPod
5. Snacks
6. Homework. That I copied
7. Money

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Some people just need a pat.

On the head.

With a hammer.

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"I love you." *erases*
"I miss you." *erases*
"Can we talk?" *erases*
"What's up?" *sends*

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Me + My best friend = TROUBLE

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"My memory is so bad..."
"How bad is it?"
"...How bad is what?"