I grew up watching straight cartoons and straight movies and series and yet i still turned out gay. Heterosexuals should stop with their homophobic rants of they are trying to make our children gay by having gay movies and cartoons.
"Dude, I need to get off so bad."
"Sounds like an easy fix. Go fuck your girlfriend."
"I can't. We're on a celibate cleansing."
"A what?"
"Celibate cleansing. Going for no sex for 30 days."
"Wow. That sounds... interesting."
"Dude, it fuckin' sucks."
"How many days has it been?"
"17 days. And my balls are about to explode."
"Well... why not just jack off?"
"You get what celibate means, right?"
"Yes, yes. Though I would argue masturbation doesn't count."
"She says refraining from masturbation and sex are part of the deal. She thinks I can't do it. I'm determined but tell that to my balls. Seriously. Sitting is so uncomfortable. Standing is uncomfortable. Everything puts me on edge, literally. Just thinking about sex puts me into a spin.... pants are always too tight."
"So, why don't i help you out. It ain't masturbation if it's not done by yourself... and we don't have to have sex."
"Dude, I ain't gay."
"And? You want your rocks off or you wanna suffer?"
"....Fine. But no hands?"
"Oh, mouth then."
"No, she finds oral cheating if it ain't from her."
"Okay. Time for me to get creative."
"Go for it. Just hurry. Cuz I'm about to blow."
"Goodie."