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Y’all need to read my posts word for word and comprehend what they are about. Avoid jumping into conclusions about them, thanks.

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@Bosslogic Front row 🥺

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JUST IN: God is a Woman

Ugandan Pastor Harmonious Budimbo has in today’s service told his followers that God is a Woman.

“God is and has always been a woman” He said.

(source: https://t.co/wcPhcTTG8B)

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@dianakpp Pedos looking at this

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@IamCarolPrimah @masuhd_ But how

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@Elenabardyf A gay man can

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@s4gns Not at all, we both hate the dude which brings us together even more

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@dieworkwear

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My imaginary girlfriend 😭😭

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Breaking:

She’s officially dead
💔

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JUST IN:

Officials advise public to take things one day at a time
Long-term plan remains unclear

(source: https://t.co/lp599OwXVr)

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@Richard_Harambe First one coz he’s gangster

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@DiscussingFish Let’s go Emma Frost

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@Chelseajr001 @David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC Exactly

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@Gihozokentha Wtf did she eat backstage?

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@Puppieslover The mosquitoes in my home are gay too

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@DailyLoud Congratulations to Spain

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@Harley_Wavely @marvelousgeek__ @mainmiddleman 😂🤣

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@Bimpson0 @marvelousgeek__ @mainmiddleman Isn’t she like the hottest woman out there?

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@Blessedonx1 It gets worse

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@Rap I thought they cancelled him