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.@NRA Abandons Plan to Arm Teachers; Announces Plan to Train Assault Weapon Owners to Teach #NRA #NeverAgain #FakeNews #Parodian https://t.co/jEVQQlVKRQ

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BREAKING NEWS: @AOC Ocasio-Cortez Sends Political Message With 'Feed the Hungry' Gown at Las Vegas All-You-Can-Eat Buffet #FakeNews #Parodian https://t.co/FLuAM3opYF

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BREAKING NEWS: Republicans McConnell, Graham, Cruz Frantically Search Senate Utility Closets For Missing Testicles #Republicans #Elections2020 #FakeNews #Parodian
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@beckyquick Dr. Seuss to Oversee Vaccine Distribution
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BREAKING NEWS: Dr. Seuss to Oversee COVID Vaccine Distribution #vaccine #Covid https://t.co/HYfklsMNBa

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@carlbernstein BREAKING NEWS: Republicans McConnell, Graham, Cruz Frantically Search Senate Utility Closets For Missing Testicles #Republican #FakeNews #Parodian
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@jimmyfallon BREAKING NEWS: Republicans McConnell, Graham, Cruz Frantically Search Senate Utility Closets For Missing Testicles
#Republican #FakeNews #Parodian
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@atrupar @sarahcpr BREAKING NEWS: Republicans McConnell, Graham, Cruz Frantically Search Senate Utility Closets For Missing Testicles #Republican #FakeNews #Parodian
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@EvanMcMullin @MittRomney BREAKING NEWS: Republicans McConnell, Graham, Cruz Frantically Search Senate Utility Closets For Missing Testicles
#Republican #FakeNews #Parodian
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BREAKING NEWS: Republicans McConnell, Graham, Cruz Frantically Search Senate Utility Closets For Missing Testicles
#Republican #FakeNews #Parodian
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BREAKING NEWS: Fauci Mistakenly Invites Entire Nation to His Home for Thanksgiving #Fauci #Thanksgiving #FakeNews #Parodian
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@fatcyclist BREAKING NEWS: Trump Attacks TikTok in Attempt to Silence Sarah Cooper https://t.co/plspkrWHFI

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@sarahcpr BREAKING NEWS: Trump Attacks TikTok in Attempt to Silence Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr #TikTok #FakeNews #Parodian https://t.co/KEjoAFU7Wv

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BREAKING NEWS: Trump Attacks TikTok in Attempt to Silence Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr #TikTok #FakeNews #Parodian
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BREAKING NEWS: Trump Campaign Files Lawsuits Against 71,947,268 Biden Voters #ElectionResults2020 #FakeNews
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@birbigs BREAKING NEWS: Massive Data Breach Uncovered as Phone Companies Admit Publishing Names, Addresses and Phone Numbers of 200 Million Americans #Facebook #Data #Privacy #FakeNews https://t.co/NaRcSDOeEK

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BREAKING NEWS: Massive Data Breach Uncovered as Phone Companies Admit Publishing Names, Addresses and Phone Numbers of 200 Million Americans #Facebook #Data #Privacy #FakeNews https://t.co/NaRcSDOeEK

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BREAKING NEWS: Suspected Caravan of Asylum Seekers Traveling Through Mexico Turns Out to be Penniless Spring Breakers Returning From Cancun #Border #Caravan #SpringBreak2018 https://t.co/Q7Cp2zVXH2

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“Based on a risk assessment of the New York Mets pitching staff, we have entered the ‘Potential Disaster Phase’ of our Emergency Management Plan. We are fully prepared for the actual disaster if and when, and I stress when, it comes.” https://t.co/eYlk7mIWZu

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BREAKING NEWS: Dozens of Non-Essential Employees Found Frozen in Snow Outside Locked Government Offices #SnowStorm #FakeNews #Parodian https://t.co/NfPhKdPUQR