"Legendary Assassin Stance invokes the power of Vizoo, legendary quaggan assassin from the great forest quaggan village House ZoOoOo Heltzer. As you may remember from #GuildWarsFactions, Vizoo shanked Shiro Tagachi during a dispute over Jade Sea crab harvesting." #GW2#GuildWars2
"Plus, no one remembers Archemorus anyway. TherefoOore, the vindicator elite specialization in #GW2EOD has been replaced with assassin. The assassin elite specialization allows revenants to use daggers and enter Legendary Assassin Stance." #GuildWars2#GW2
"First, the revenant. Quaggan decided Legendary Alliance Stance was contrary to quaggan's vision for #GuildWars2. A game about warring guilds shoOuld not glorify alliances." #GW2#GW2EOD
"With that out of the way, quaggan can now reveal some last minute improOovements to the #GW2EOD elite specializations. Allow quaggan to eluOocidate." #GuildWars2#GW2
"But first, quaggan wants to clear up a misconception. Although #GW2EOD is in fact the end of dragons, it is not the end of quaggans. This is because dragons are not quaggans. Even Selbbub, who lives underwater like quaggans do." #GuildWars2#GW2
"See, this is the theater where #GW2HOT was announced at the first #PAXSouth. It stands to reason that @GuildWars2 would come back for #PAXSouth2022 to make a big announcement about #GW2EOD."
"Quaggan thinks it's empty, but let quaggans go inside and see, then."
#GuildWars2#GW2
"No, quaggan is certain quaggans are in the right place. Coolin told quaggan specifically that Coolin's #GW2EOD special preview was at #PAXSouth today." #GuildWars2#GW2
"Are yoOou sure this is #PAXSouth? This place is as deserted as a room full of people interested in running dungeons with quaggan. Quaggan thinks you got the date for #PAXSouth2022 wrong." #GuildWars2#GW2
"If Bloobadoo was here then #PAXSouth2022 could be called #QuagganCon."
"But then @glitzybrite would also be here and the quaggan-to-hooman ratio would fall."
"TruoOoe. TwoOo quaggans and zero hoomans? The quaggan-to-hooman ratio at this #PAXSouth is huOoge." #GuildWars2#GW2
"Hoom?"
"#PAXSouth2022 has the highest quaggan-to-hooman ratio of any #PAXSouth in history!"
"Coo! Quaggan thinks so toOoOo, based off quaggan's observations of the lack of hoomans around quaggans whatsoOoever."
#GuildWars2#GW2
"#PAXSouth seems awfoOolly empty today toOo."
"Quaggan agrees! Not a single hoOoman in sight."
"But quaggan has been thinking... do yoOou know what that means?"
#GuildWars2#GW2