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Five Minutes of Satire in Your Pocket. Tues-Sat. Presented by @BlackburnJA. Times Sketch Writer @patrick_kidd calls it 'Well observed. Nice ideas and jokes.'

[Jack Blackburn 🇺🇦 @HackBlackburn]

Tory activists receive their new leader

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Was late for a train and this old man was just ambling down the corridor at my work. Pushed past him muttering "silly old sod". Then noticed a film crew at the end of the corridor filming a bemused Melvyn Bragg I'd just shoved out of the way

[Jack Blackburn 🇺🇦 @HackBlackburn]

With Toy Story champion and the top 4 settled, it is all about Champions League playoff places, relegation and pride.

Crucial matches:
- Onward v The Incredibles
- Monsters, Inc. v Wall-E
- Toy Story 2 v Monsters Uni
- Luca v Cars 3

Plus
Toy Story v Finding Nemo

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[Jack Blackburn 🇺🇦 @HackBlackburn]

The penultimate day and it’s the big one

Toy Story vs Toy Story 2

A win for the original will seal its title

Also today
- Inside Out vs Ratatouille
- Monsters, Inc. vs Up
- The Finding Nemo/Dory Derby

Vote below…

[Jack Blackburn 🇺🇦 @HackBlackburn]

Four days to go, with Toy Story’s title almost assured, today sees the final battle for the wooden spoon as Cars 2 plays Cars 3. Also…

- Wall-E vs Toy Story
- Toy Story 3 vs Ratatouille
- Monsters, Inc. vs The Incredibles

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[Jack Blackburn 🇺🇦 @HackBlackburn]

The last five days of #PremierLeagueOfPixar begin with

- Finding Nemo vs Monsters, Inc.
- Up vs The Incredibles
- Soul vs Toy Story 2

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[Jack Blackburn 🇺🇦 @HackBlackburn]

Day 18 of the #PremierLeagueOfPixar as we reach the closing stages. Today’s matches include…

- Ratatouille vs Toy Story 2
- The Incredibles vs Inside Out
- Up vs Toy Story 3

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[Jack Blackburn 🇺🇦 @HackBlackburn]

Day 15 in the #PremierLeagueOfPixar sees

- The Incredibles vs Toy Story
- Up vs Toy Story 2
- Soul vs Monsters, Inc.
- And, in the race for the wooden spoon, Cars 3 vs The Good Dinosaur

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[Jack Blackburn 🇺🇦 @HackBlackburn]

And so we come to Matchday 9 of the #PremierLeagueOfPixar.

Today’s fixtures include
- Toy Story 2 vs The Incredibles
- Wall-E vs Up
- Inside Out vs The Incredibles 2

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[Jack Blackburn 🇺🇦 @HackBlackburn]

Day 8 of the #PremierLeagueOfPixar starts with the table looking like this. Today’s fixtures include:

- Ratatouille vs The Incredibles
- Toy Story 3 vs Soul
- Wall-E vs A Bug’s Life

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[Jack Blackburn 🇺🇦 @HackBlackburn]

We enter day 7 with the #PremierLeagueOfPixar looking like this.

Today’s fixtures include:
- Ratatouille vs Wall-E
- The Incredibles vs Toy Story 3
- The Incredibles 2 vs Monsters, Inc.

Vote below…

[Jack Blackburn 🇺🇦 @HackBlackburn]

The table as we enter Day 6 of #PremierLeagueOfPixar. Today’s fixtures include…

- Toy Story 3 vs Finding Nemo
- Inside Out vs Coco
- Ratatouille vs Toy Story 4

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[Jack Blackburn 🇺🇦 @HackBlackburn]

The #PremierLeagueOfPixar table as we head into day 5.

Today is Derby Day as we have;
- A 90s nostalgia derby as Toy Story plays A Bug’s Life
- A Toy Story derby as 2 plays 4
- And a Cars derby as 1 plays 2

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[Jack Blackburn 🇺🇦 @HackBlackburn]

The table as we enter Matchday 3 of the #PremierLeagueOfPixar. Today’s fixtures include…

- Toy Story 2 vs Monsters, Inc.
- Inside Out vs Toy Story 3
- Ratatouille vs Coco

Vote below…

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

Terrible. Unjustifiable.

[The (Not So) Daily Satire @DailySatireUK]

Who has been the Most Ridiculous Person of the Year?
The nominees are...
The Brexit Secretaries
Theresa May
Jacob Rees-Mogg and the European Research Group
The Salisbury Poisoners
Donald Trump

The vote closes at 23.59 on Sunday 16th December.
Vote here: https://t.co/pu9Ty1SSFv

[The (Not So) Daily Satire @DailySatireUK]

So, we have been quiet of late largely because our editor is now doing this...

[Jack Blackburn 🇺🇦 @HackBlackburn]

Delighted to have my first diary column in The Times today. Hope it raises a smile.

[The (Not So) Daily Satire @DailySatireUK]

We are currently taking nominations for our Most Ridiculous Person of the Year award.
Trump and May and all the big hitters are all on the long list, but who might we have missed? Nominate by replying to this tweet.

[The (Not So) Daily Satire @DailySatireUK]

Jacob Rees-Mogg: The time has come for a new leader.
Suspiciously French-sounding Mark Francois: Yes. Who shall we support?
JRM: If you think that we’ve made plans before making a huge change, then you’re speaking to the wrong group.
https://t.co/yAJ9iX9Dln

[The (Not So) Daily Satire @DailySatireUK]

"Samantha said at breakfast that I should get out of the house more," thought David Cameron. "That's obviously code for "Go and be Foreign Secretary.""
https://t.co/VtsB2DAOSl