Daily (incorrect) Sabikui Bisco

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[Daily (incorrect) Sabikui Bisco @DailySbkB]

Amli: Why can’t we all just get along?
Bisco: Because most of us are assholes, Amli.

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Pawoo: So, Tirol is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Shishi: Why?
Pawoo: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
Tirol, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

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Shishi, in the groupchat: So you guys robbed Milo?
Milo: Yeah, all of them.
Pawoo: Lies.
Amli: Slander.
Tirol: That’s bullshit.
Bisco: And we’d do it again.

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Amli: Why can’t we all just get along?
Bisco: Because most of us are assholes, Amli.

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Tirol: Stop saving the world and get a hobby.

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Pawoo: Hi, I'm Tirol's emergency contact.
Counter Woman: You're here to pick them up?
Pawoo: I'm here to remove myself as their emergency contact.

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Amli: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.

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Bisco: We all have our demons.
Bisco, grabbing Milo: This one’s mine.

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Store Worker: Would a “Pawoo” please come to the front desk?
Pawoo, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker, pointing to Amli and Bisco: I believe they belong to you?
Bisco: We got lost.
Pawoo: I didn’t even bring you guys with me—

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Bisco: Salt, where’s your report card?
Salt: My friends stole it from me at school, so now I don’t have it anymore.
Bisco: Do you think I’m stupid enough to believe that lie?
Salt: What lie?
Bisco: That you have friends.

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Tirol: You remind me of the ocean.
Pawoo: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Tirol: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.

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Milo: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Bisco: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

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Milo: Remember what I told you.
Shishi: Don’t be a cunt.

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Tirol: What? I'm not aggressive!
Amli: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?
Tirol: Survival of the fittest, bitch.

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Pawoo: Compliment me.
Tirol: You have eyes.
Pawoo: Yeah, that works.

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Tirol: Petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday.
Bisco: Wednesay.
Tirol: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible.

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Milo: Sorry I can’t be emotionally vulnerable with you it’d ruin the mystery.

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Pawoo: I'm going to ask you to be respectful.
Bisco: I will politely decline.

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Milo: Remember what I told you.
Shishi: Don’t be a cunt.

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Pawoo: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup?
Amli: The afterlife, I guess.