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Newlyweds spotted having a conversation! What could they be talking about? 🤔

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Should the Ant King and Queen have a child?

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The Ant King and Queen have now been married! Have fun on your honeymoon! ❤

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An Ant King and Queen? What mutant powers will their offspring have?

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The use of cocaine to excite the giant mutant ant might be enough to beat the entire Mexican Army.

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Ochao has proposed another similar strategy to use the ant to fight the Mexican Army.

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A brave soul managed to snap a photo of the giant mutant ant's rampage!

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Warning! A giant ant has now stormed its way to Chiapas! It got high off of heroin... lucky ant.

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Maggie who?

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Mario was found working with Bill Clinton and is now detained by Zapatista forces.

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Humberto Trejo has been killed!

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Sources say Mario sent an assassin to eliminate her.

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The Cholera Outbreak is now eradicated!

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Javier Elorriaga Berdegue has voted to have himself arrested...

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Everyone involved in the drug trading has now been arrested!

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Ten minutes remain and no solution has been addressed...

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There is only thirty minutes until everyone has cholera and everything will end!

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A solution must be agreed on for everyone's safety!

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Samuel Garcia has proposed to spend one hundred thousand dollars to buy everyone drugs to cure the Cholera.