Daily Star Arts Desk

The News, The Goss, The Babes, The finger on the pulse of contemporary British Theatre. Alan Crumbe - lead journo at the Arts and Crafts desks. (seperate desks)

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Do you know any shows that need a review #edfringe #freefringe #fringe ? I’ve lost my list and so - am completely free.

Please send recommendations. Alan.

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@waxhousetheatre Is the venue dog friendly? We’ve had all sorts of trouble with Undebelly in the past.

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V v interesting. Myself and Sandy (new pup after Ronnie / my old pit bull terrier was taken last year) are preppers in our free time. Will have to come along! Alan.

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@DailyStarArts Alan, we’ve interviewed real doomsday preppers and turned their words into DOOM’S DAY, a rollicking hour of verbatim theatre. https://t.co/nlXwZlHliB

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Fake news. Alan.

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Think a brilliant name for an improv show would be “CSI: Miami” but the “i” stands for “improvisation”. So it would be “Crime Scene Improvisation: Miami” in its full form. but people would still call it “CSI” to save time. Alan.

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Late to the Fringe (again) this year. Train got held up in Carlisle because some joker booked a ticket with a railcard and refused to produce it. ANYWAY. I’m looking for #edfringe reccomendations for @DailyStarSunday arts review section. Thanks! Alan

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#squirrelplays @potmtheatre ⭐️⭐️⭐️ - good good - but minor gripe...no squirrels in America - and that shows in the writing. I’ve said it before - and I’ll say it again. You have to: WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW. Alan.

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Saw @RCS_MT #MothersStrong - ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ I am not a mother - but I knew one once and she would have loved it. A real treat. Alan.

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First show of the @edfringe Fringe this year @GoodWomenShow - absolutely free - HIDDEN GEM. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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@edfringe What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

Alan.

#BadJokeFriday
#edfringe

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@IainDoesJokes @freefringefest Sorry we missed you Ian.

Alan.

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@freefringefest @IainDoesJokes It was a second class show. Alan.

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Banksy FINALLY breaks silence over identity…and he’s NOT Massive Attack musician https://t.co/4cZoiSSdir

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Preferably naked tits. Alan.

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Bigwigs at DailyStar HQ are putting pressure on me to review shows 4 'our demographic'. Sigh. Can any1 suggest a gd show with tits in? Alan.

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Very excited for @ToxicAvengerUK tonight. Hearing great things. Break legs to all involved! Alan.

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⭐️for @bluesbroslive 'The Blues Brothers: Live!' Seriously, why wouldn't you just watch the film. Alan.

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@IainDoesJokes My apologies, turns out I was in the wrong show. I was actually at #PostOfficePuns @freefringefest - @IainDoesJokes any way I can rebook?

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⭐️ for @IainDoesJokes sold out b/c #LoveIsland but an entire hour of jokes about The Post Office. Yawn. Pick on someone your own size. Alan.

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⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️@InuaEllams #AnEveningWithAnImmigrant despite the entire Daily Star office urging me not to go. loved it. Wonderfully wordy. Alan.