The Daily Troll

Welcome to the Daily Troll! Your most trusted newspaper covering all the Grand Fantasy League drama and stories since 2023.

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@SeventhFleetBB @TBRaysCentral I’m watching Taj throwing 100 on the corners and Jax can’t even get an out.

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BREAKING NEWS:

No Money Format effective immediately.

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BREAKING:
The Commissioner and his cabinet have reached a decision regarding draft order and the divisions draft.

Order: 1 The draft order will not be reversed despite the league vote.

Order 2: The Division Draft will return, reversing the previously commish order.

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In a shocking decision, the commissioner has decided to cancel the championship round this year.

We are self declaring The 501st the champion.

Onto to next year.

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The biggest disgrace to the title “The Number One Seed For The Grand Fantasy League”:

The 2025 Seventh Fleet.

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After starting the season 12-0, the seventh fleet will lose control of the 1 seed going into the last week of the season.

Truthfully, a shocking collapse.

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The battle for 1st in the Rivet City Roughriders division be like:

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Tempers appear to be flaring in @CommishLou3 dugout this week

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Spencer Strider is all of us.

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The live situation inside the commissioners war room as the league is heading towards another trade scandal.

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Grand Fantasy League Facts that seem fake but are real:

Monday, June 23rd broke the record for most waiver claims in a single day since ENIGMA started recording the metric (2021).

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Per an insider:

The Seventh Fleet pitching staff will go through a “skin shedding” on Mondays waivers.

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Disappointment vs Ridin in a Rolls Royce campaigning for more stars in tomorrows coaches poll be like:

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The three division leaders after 11 weeks:

1- Seventh Fleet (11-0, 6808 PS)
2- Da La Cruzin’ (8-3, 6990.50 PS)
3- Slimeballs (7-4, 6232 PS)

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REPORT:
The Seventh Fleet is growing increasingly frustrated with SP Clay Holmes and his inability to work deep into games.

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The commish office is actively investigating a bench pitcher rule violation for @RidinRoyceHQ.

Expect players, plural, to be cut now that draft pick fines are not a thing.

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Grand Fantasy League facts that seem fake, but dammit, are real.

In 2022, The Shadow won 20 games. Thats more wins than @RidinRoyceHQ has in his entire career in the Grand Fantasy League.

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The seventh fleet hitting when they needed it the most…

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Draft order if the season ended today…

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@MCTittiesss Nightbloods vs Ridin in An Ambulance weekly summary.